Oh, my job...... I currently don't know who my boss is and the only people who tell me what to do and yell at me are our consultants
I think I just was realllllllllllll silly to the HR lady. I went on and on about my poinsettia. I think she's on to me mannnn
"This cray guy seems nice at least he's a smiley homeless also his voice is beautiful he should be a singer Like soul music" -@MalJNew
I like how you keep your condoms in a Tiffany's bag. Klassy with a K.
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck
On this bitch ass train for an hour and didn't even make it 20 miles north of NYC. Fucking MTA
Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:27:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking MTA. Train us actually going backwards now
Thursday, March 14, 2013 09:48:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Fixed all of the bad dates and times over on http://t.co/J5RGCCm6QN!
Thursday, March 14, 2013 01:58:06 PM from Twitter for Android
"Finding a good bad name is the hardest thing ever. I mean, Foo Fighters is the stupidest fuckin name ever." -DAVE
Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:23:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
I would bang Dave Grohl so badly
Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:18:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
OMG DAVE GROHL LIVE AT SXSW: http://t.co/6vZED7lt9J Thanks for the link @Lennon
Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:09:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
It looks like I legit perioded out of my ass into the toilet. TMI? Nah son, ate mad beets yesterday.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:52:22 PM from Twitter for Android
How I feel after getting home from work: http://t.co/Yn0mtkGW2H
@maljnew after some wine: "What is he, a Norwanian?"
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 08:52:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew tell her to eatadick.com
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 07:16:46 PM from Twitter for Android