Girlies poundin chicken wings makes my dick enormmm
Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:38:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh this girl. Many months ago I tried to forgive her but she decided to still be a cunt.
Saturday, March 30, 2013 02:39:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Breakfast of champions: Champagne and Doritos!
Saturday, March 30, 2013 10:31:41 AM from Twitter for Android
I apologize in advance for today's future drunk tweets.
Saturday, March 30, 2013 09:46:52 AM from Twitter for Android
I've just been told I talk about the system in my sleep... This is quite concerning.
Saturday, March 30, 2013 08:12:58 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew are ya done yet?
@MalJNew your dick is the tiniest. Microscopic kidney bean
If you come up to my desk and say "config file" expect me to know what the fuck you're talking about
25 mins late, 10 minutes late from lunch. This is me caring
I'm always here before my boss. The one day I come in late, he's hear early on a call.
Lol my last like 5 tweets were like... let's be honest
Thursday, March 28, 2013 11:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Hiii people :-)
Thursday, March 28, 2013 11:00:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Xtina is my FAVORITE lesbian ever!
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:38:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Just told my old boss I felt some sort of way
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:36:58 PM from Twitter for Android