Oh, my job...... I currently don't know who my boss is and the only people who tell me what to do and yell at me are our consultants

Friday, March 15, 2013 09:36:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think I just was realllllllllllll silly to the HR lady. I went on and on about my poinsettia. I think she's on to me mannnn

Friday, March 15, 2013 09:20:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

"This cray guy seems nice at least he's a smiley homeless also his voice is beautiful he should be a singer Like soul music" -@MalJNew

Friday, March 15, 2013 09:11:21 AM from Twitter for Android

I like how you keep your condoms in a Tiffany's bag. Klassy with a K.

Friday, March 15, 2013 07:40:13 AM from Twitter for Android

Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck

Friday, March 15, 2013 01:19:10 AM from Twitter for Android

On this bitch ass train for an hour and didn't even make it 20 miles north of NYC. Fucking MTA

Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:27:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking MTA. Train us actually going backwards now

Thursday, March 14, 2013 09:48:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Fixed all of the bad dates and times over on http://t.co/J5RGCCm6QN!

Thursday, March 14, 2013 01:58:06 PM from Twitter for Android

"Finding a good bad name is the hardest thing ever. I mean, Foo Fighters is the stupidest fuckin name ever." -DAVE

Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:23:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I would bang Dave Grohl so badly

Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:18:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

OMG DAVE GROHL LIVE AT SXSW: http://t.co/6vZED7lt9J Thanks for the link @Lennon

Thursday, March 14, 2013 12:09:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

It looks like I legit perioded out of my ass into the toilet. TMI? Nah son, ate mad beets yesterday.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 10:52:22 PM from Twitter for Android

How I feel after getting home from work: http://t.co/Yn0mtkGW2H

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 09:57:14 PM from Instagram

@maljnew after some wine: "What is he, a Norwanian?"

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 08:52:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew tell her to eatadick.com

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 07:16:46 PM from Twitter for Android