ALEXEY IS NOW COMPLAINING ABOUT INTEGERS. Broken Record...

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 01:15:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

this plow driver is on crack. Dude plowed my street like 8 times. Come on. There's like 2 inches of snow, brah

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:24:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mark Texiera's vagina injury is worse than expected? Fucking guy...

Monday, March 18, 2013 09:32:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

In case anyone was wondering how a 2000 Chevy Impala handles with < 1/2" of snow on the ground: Horse shit. Slipping fuckin everywhere

Monday, March 18, 2013 08:50:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hope this power cycling shit actually fixes my SSD

Monday, March 18, 2013 08:13:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Google sucks balls lately

Monday, March 18, 2013 04:30:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj is a fucking dumbass

Monday, March 18, 2013 11:37:01 AM from Twitter Web Client

I am the absolute gassiest right now

Monday, March 18, 2013 09:59:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

My mouth is drier than TK's vagina right now

Sunday, March 17, 2013 12:36:39 AM from Twitter for Android

St paddy's 2013! http://t.co/NCFHBKeXtE

Saturday, March 16, 2013 11:17:18 PM from Instagram

"As creepy as it sounds, my grandpas let's are so hot"

Saturday, March 16, 2013 11:10:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@kellyomealia @kerbear88 @scoopANDslam you bitches still out?

Saturday, March 16, 2013 08:29:51 PM from Twitter for Android

So basically I just learned that if a chick is biting her lip she's actually thinking how hard he wants to fuck you

Saturday, March 16, 2013 02:41:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Pandora spelled paddy's patty's wtf

Saturday, March 16, 2013 02:30:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Hot http://t.co/ZQtXUhRlln

Saturday, March 16, 2013 02:05:53 PM from Instagram