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Friday, April 05, 2013 01:12:16 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Admission is free. Admission requires a pass. There is a $2 processing fee per pass. Fucking scam.

Friday, April 05, 2013 12:49:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

This Dr on Body of Proof should stop being a bitch and get back with this cop. He does everything for her

Thursday, April 04, 2013 11:00:23 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 Kennedy Fried Chicken

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Thursday, April 04, 2013 10:36:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

For the first time in 2013, Yankees win, Mets lose. Back to normal (Even though the Yankees might as well be cunceled this season)

Thursday, April 04, 2013 09:47:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 Reminds me of the last time I was on the 4 in the bx, when I tweeted this: https://t.co/Uz8mzNwaSp

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Thursday, April 04, 2013 09:37:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe. Shut the fuck up about file systems

Thursday, April 04, 2013 09:06:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

The wireless coverage in the office shitter is subpar.....

Wednesday, April 03, 2013 06:11:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Twitter's android app redesign is PRETTY.

Wednesday, April 03, 2013 05:21:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Cheese Weasel Day! http://t.co/4NlnxIEdbB

Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:54:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm a contractor for Booker. My company is called "Build Constantly Failing, LLC."

Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:03:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

This Notepad++ must be an interesting lady. (And she's missing from my DB server)

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 11:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android

You're playing with servers. I'm playing with a black dude in a fro picking up coins

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 11:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android

This bastard plays ping pong about 6 out of the 8 hour day

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 03:08:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj. Go fuck yourself

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 02:17:38 PM from Twitter for Android