[11:17:52 AM] Xtina: two things i like straight: whiskey and lines

Monday, April 08, 2013 11:19:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

Eric is a mother fucking wiki Nazi cunt

Monday, April 08, 2013 11:13:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise

Monday, April 08, 2013 10:45:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Barry's replacement has zero swagger.

Monday, April 08, 2013 08:18:32 AM from Twitter for Android

The end of an era. Barry really is gone. Noooooooooooo

Monday, April 08, 2013 08:05:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Twitter API

Monday, April 08, 2013 12:34:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

My neck hurts, fuckface

Sunday, April 07, 2013 10:11:54 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu it's because I'm private. Click the icon in the top right to open it in the twitter app

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Sunday, April 07, 2013 08:10:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Get a load of this #axelrod tweet from 2009: https://t.co/4P9ECJgAsk @__JLu

Sunday, April 07, 2013 07:57:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lessard_Eric Whoops. Didn't even see that.

In reply to @Lessard_Eric's tweet

Sunday, April 07, 2013 03:04:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

In order to beat @Lessard_Eric this week, I need Lester to get shelled and R.A Dickey to throw a gem. Seems unrealistic. Fuckin A

Sunday, April 07, 2013 02:59:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker()

Sunday, April 07, 2013 02:08:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My neck is crippled. I smell like a senior citizen with this menthol shit I put on it

Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:54:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm kinda rooting for the Yankees to go 1-160 so that we do a clean sweep of these old bags next season

Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:45:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at the Met... I think it would be fascinating to bang in one of those Egyptian stone coffin thingies

Saturday, April 06, 2013 07:52:54 PM from Twitter for Android