[11:17:52 AM] Xtina: two things i like straight: whiskey and lines
Eric is a mother fucking wiki Nazi cunt
Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise
Barry's replacement has zero swagger.
The end of an era. Barry really is gone. Noooooooooooo
Fucking Twitter API
My neck hurts, fuckface
@__JLu it's because I'm private. Click the icon in the top right to open it in the twitter app
Get a load of this #axelrod tweet from 2009: https://t.co/4P9ECJgAsk @__JLu
@Lessard_Eric Whoops. Didn't even see that.
In order to beat @Lessard_Eric this week, I need Lester to get shelled and R.A Dickey to throw a gem. Seems unrealistic. Fuckin A
Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker()
My neck is crippled. I smell like a senior citizen with this menthol shit I put on it
I'm kinda rooting for the Yankees to go 1-160 so that we do a clean sweep of these old bags next season
I'm at the Met... I think it would be fascinating to bang in one of those Egyptian stone coffin thingies
Saturday, April 06, 2013 07:52:54 PM from Twitter for Android