RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Attention devops! Make of sure you have strong plan C. Plan A and B are never work.

Sunday, March 24, 2013 02:18:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Bro be careful. Don't lean back. There's a third rail right behind ya... http://t.co/rpadGKggHe

Saturday, March 23, 2013 10:51:41 AM from Instagram

OMY is on my way..... Wait... That's OMW. Ohhhhhhhhh

Friday, March 22, 2013 11:12:50 PM from Twitter for Android

You need to try this rice. This is pure Afghani rice. Is best in world.

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:26:41 PM from Twitter for Android

MICHELLE. fuck you and your shitty ass spring theme

Friday, March 22, 2013 04:13:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How did IE10 magically appear on my WINDOWS 7 computer?

Friday, March 22, 2013 01:57:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

GABE is complaining that someone talks too much? karma coincidence?

Friday, March 22, 2013 01:27:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Out on the street they call it murder

Friday, March 22, 2013 11:08:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Portfolioso: NERSFW. (Not even remotely safe for work)

Thursday, March 21, 2013 07:48:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Tomorrow? Monday? Tomonday? Mondarrow?

Thursday, March 21, 2013 03:34:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Scarred for life b/c of horrific nip pics last night. Didn't need to see those

Thursday, March 21, 2013 12:38:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

It'll be a much better day today!

Thursday, March 21, 2013 09:39:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 Fucking people... I sometimes have the urge to shake a bitch.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013 03:08:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Meg Long is legitimately amazing

Wednesday, March 20, 2013 12:55:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not including this tweet, I said fuck 8 out of the last 10 tweets. Need to get my life together.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013 10:26:08 AM from Twitter Web Client