Just told one of my coworkers to have a good weekend on his way out. TODAY IS THURSDAY

Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:06:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Vitamins and beer

Thursday, March 28, 2013 06:12:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really lookin forward to @MichaelShatin's bday celebraish at Traffic this weekend, you guys.

Thursday, March 28, 2013 04:17:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking run down from Booker and getting sick. Not pleased.

Thursday, March 28, 2013 04:08:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm not taking my sneakers off, I'm still sneakers O'Toole

Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:09:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Isn't Gmail's breakfast delicious. I mean Burger King's....

Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:28:37 AM from Twitter for Android

That's the most 3D thing I've ever seen

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 09:48:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Halooooo

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 08:40:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Tess straight up looks 18 years old today. And that's a compliment

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 04:31:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Thank you.... Sluggers. Thank you Frick. Thank you Frack

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 08:22:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Was nice and held a door for someone. Didn't thank me. Was still behind me at a second door. Made sure it slammed in her face.

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 08:07:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp, passed out at 9:30 for the first time since like 3rd grade....

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 04:20:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Alexey on protein shakes: "They all eat this powdered shit"

Tuesday, March 26, 2013 04:48:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey, on a good workout: "You pour some liquor in a glass and repeat"

Tuesday, March 26, 2013 04:47:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

I will bang Dave Grohl: http://t.co/uIcFfsQ1vs

Monday, March 25, 2013 10:12:29 PM from Twitter Web Client