SSDs are fucking fast dude. I just backed up and restored about 700GB in like an hour (would have take 4-5)

Thursday, April 11, 2013 11:59:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Abbey is only useful because she has a cute puppy.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 03:26:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

I broke everything. Woof

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 01:52:10 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew Testing

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:17:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Test 2

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:14:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Test Blog http://t.co/0XkyfOXj1h

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:14:00 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

How am I supposed to work on my obnoxious Twitter app with HR parading back and forth behind be

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 10:39:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

lol the firewall crashed in the office

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 09:18:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

God Damn it. My app's been pulling in in_reply_to_status_id instead of in_reply_to_status_id_str and now I have fucking exponents everywhere

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:36:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:27:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

I made fun of Joe P for dividing by 0 and this bastard php interpreter says I'm doing it but I'm not even doing fucking math. WTF

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:44:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

If this chick wasn't in her 40s, she might have been hot.

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:15:25 PM from Twitter for Android

54-46 was my number was my number yeah

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:05:46 PM from Twitter for Android

OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you.

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PM from Twitter for Android

To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you.

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android