SSDs are fucking fast dude. I just backed up and restored about 700GB in like an hour (would have take 4-5)
Thursday, April 11, 2013 11:59:57 AM from Twitter Web Client
Abbey is only useful because she has a cute puppy.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 03:26:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
I broke everything. Woof
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 01:52:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Test Blog http://t.co/0XkyfOXj1h
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:14:00 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
How am I supposed to work on my obnoxious Twitter app with HR parading back and forth behind be
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 10:39:43 AM from Twitter Web Client
lol the firewall crashed in the office
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 09:18:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
God Damn it. My app's been pulling in in_reply_to_status_id instead of in_reply_to_status_id_str and now I have fucking exponents everywhere
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:36:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:27:48 AM from Twitter Web Client
I made fun of Joe P for dividing by 0 and this bastard php interpreter says I'm doing it but I'm not even doing fucking math. WTF
If this chick wasn't in her 40s, she might have been hot.
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:15:25 PM from Twitter for Android
54-46 was my number was my number yeah
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 11:05:46 PM from Twitter for Android
OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you.
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:59:06 PM from Twitter for Android
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you.
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PM from Twitter for Android