Is it racist if you tell a black person they got a tan after coming back from Jamaica? Because I just did that.
Welp, I guess Game of Thrones was on tonight. How did I know?
sanguinaccio = pigs blood and chocolate pudding. Uhhhhhmmmm
Mover just beat me 635-600 in cards. What a game.
1) Not sure how I was with it enough to make it all the way "upstate" last night 2) I sexted @Colithika the craziest shit
Her 4th chin was cool but her 5th was being a dick
Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:46:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck off cunt. Girls a biddy
Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:45:14 PM from Twitter for Android
Girlies poundin chicken wings makes my dick enormmm
Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:38:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh this girl. Many months ago I tried to forgive her but she decided to still be a cunt.
Saturday, March 30, 2013 02:39:41 PM from Twitter for Android
Breakfast of champions: Champagne and Doritos!
Saturday, March 30, 2013 10:31:41 AM from Twitter for Android
I apologize in advance for today's future drunk tweets.
Saturday, March 30, 2013 09:46:52 AM from Twitter for Android
I've just been told I talk about the system in my sleep... This is quite concerning.
Saturday, March 30, 2013 08:12:58 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew are ya done yet?
@MalJNew your dick is the tiniest. Microscopic kidney bean