Xtina just named Eric: Popcaps. Fuckin boss
My ass looks excellent today #demjeans
Added a third monitor on my desk connected to another computer for monitoring. Gonna get a tan now. #bitches
Hughlon: "Yo. This dude on the 4 train had his dick out on this lady's back and I was like what the fuck dude"
Our recruiter needs to put on a bra on on the grounds that no one wants to see her old assed saggy titties bouncing around in a t-shirt
But what the fuck is going on in this world. Can't we just be peaceful? Fucking chill. Jesus fucking Christ already
Really Windows 8??? I haven't seen a computer look up that badly since Windows 98
Gary Busey cracked me the f up on last Sunday's Apprentice
Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:52:00 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 CHICKEN TURNOVA PLEES!! No Mike. Is Angelo!!
Thursday, April 18, 2013 11:07:18 PM from Twitter for Android
FiOS is being flaky right now...
Thursday, April 18, 2013 10:22:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Maybe this new video card driver fixed my display issue where my window layouts on the second monitor would reset when the screens blanked
Thursday, April 18, 2013 01:07:29 AM from Twitter Web Client
Can I ask why there are so many birds chirping so loudly at 12:20 AM? Vampire birds?
Thursday, April 18, 2013 12:19:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching Nurse Jackie (40 others checked-in) http://t.co/fj4Jv9OJAW #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie
THANK. CHRIST. Motorola and BLU to adopt stock Android for new devices http://t.co/h5MaG30h74
RT @scoopANDslam: Everything is so fucking stupid.
Wednesday, April 17, 2013 06:58:53 PM from Twitter for Android