I'm switching off Verizon on the grounds that their 4G is ass in Manhattan. And they don't have Nexus phones
Wednesday, April 17, 2013 01:46:53 PM from Twitter for Android
the Gmail is down? How am I supposed to continue my gsexting
Wednesday, April 17, 2013 09:02:47 AM from Twitter Web Client
This fuckin cop just diverted my cab way the fuck out of my way
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:44:25 PM from Twitter for Android
This piss just made me have to take a dog
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:40:11 PM from Twitter for Android
This dog just made me wanna take a piss
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Wtf is this DirecTV + viggle commercial I saw at the bar? Viggle? Vagiggle? Vagina? Huhhh? Confused
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew: "Joe has this hot silver fox gay boss"
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:06:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Seriously Vincent.... Who smokes receipts?
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 08:45:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Struttin dat ass @MalJNew
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 08:15:17 AM from Twitter for Android
Looked in mirror. Am hot today
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 07:52:30 AM from Twitter for Android
Mmmm pizza for breakfast!
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 07:44:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Suits suck
Well today kinda sucked...
Niraj: "Maybe there is guarantee, I think"