Twitter's android app redesign is PRETTY.
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 05:21:03 PM from Twitter Web Client
Happy Cheese Weasel Day! http://t.co/4NlnxIEdbB
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:54:54 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'm a contractor for Booker. My company is called "Build Constantly Failing, LLC."
Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:03:23 PM from Twitter Web Client
This Notepad++ must be an interesting lady. (And she's missing from my DB server)
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 11:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android
You're playing with servers. I'm playing with a black dude in a fro picking up coins
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 11:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android
This bastard plays ping pong about 6 out of the 8 hour day
Niraj. Go fuck yourself
Tuesday, April 02, 2013 02:17:38 PM from Twitter for Android
You know how many fucking tourists stop to look at this sidewalk clock by my office and get in my way? http://t.co/uvVyoJLJFl
Droppin all that Easter dinner from yesterday.......
Welcome back to twitter, @__JLu, you were sorely missed #abuserslist #yolo
Bitch you have the entire train. Back off standing next to me so closely. Or I'll pee on you. Not in a sexual way.
Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds
pretty sure the dude they just hired sitting next to me is a hybrid between Jerry Cantrell and Mike Starr
THESE BITCHES with their leftover easter ham. Smells nom. I'm jealous and I brought in leftover ham for lunch
CUNCEL DA YANKEES