I'm switching off Verizon on the grounds that their 4G is ass in Manhattan. And they don't have Nexus phones

Wednesday, April 17, 2013 01:46:53 PM from Twitter for Android

the Gmail is down? How am I supposed to continue my gsexting

Wednesday, April 17, 2013 09:02:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

This fuckin cop just diverted my cab way the fuck out of my way

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:44:25 PM from Twitter for Android

This piss just made me have to take a dog

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:40:11 PM from Twitter for Android

This dog just made me wanna take a piss

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:39:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Wtf is this DirecTV + viggle commercial I saw at the bar? Viggle? Vagiggle? Vagina? Huhhh? Confused

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew: "Joe has this hot silver fox gay boss"

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 09:06:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously Vincent.... Who smokes receipts?

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 08:45:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Struttin dat ass @MalJNew

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 08:15:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Looked in mirror. Am hot today

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 07:52:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Mmmm pizza for breakfast!

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 07:44:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Suits suck

Monday, April 15, 2013 06:14:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Well today kinda sucked...

Monday, April 15, 2013 05:23:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj: "Maybe there is guarantee, I think"

Monday, April 15, 2013 11:56:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

#booker http://t.co/y4zgZH7xML

Monday, April 15, 2013 11:38:34 AM from Twitter Web Client