Twitter's android app redesign is PRETTY.

Wednesday, April 03, 2013 05:21:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Happy Cheese Weasel Day! http://t.co/4NlnxIEdbB

Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:54:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm a contractor for Booker. My company is called "Build Constantly Failing, LLC."

Wednesday, April 03, 2013 12:03:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

This Notepad++ must be an interesting lady. (And she's missing from my DB server)

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 11:22:56 PM from Twitter for Android

You're playing with servers. I'm playing with a black dude in a fro picking up coins

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 11:21:16 PM from Twitter for Android

This bastard plays ping pong about 6 out of the 8 hour day

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 03:08:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj. Go fuck yourself

Tuesday, April 02, 2013 02:17:38 PM from Twitter for Android

You know how many fucking tourists stop to look at this sidewalk clock by my office and get in my way? http://t.co/uvVyoJLJFl

Monday, April 01, 2013 11:28:54 PM from feedly cloud

Droppin all that Easter dinner from yesterday.......

Monday, April 01, 2013 10:01:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Welcome back to twitter, @__JLu, you were sorely missed #abuserslist #yolo

Monday, April 01, 2013 09:02:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bitch you have the entire train. Back off standing next to me so closely. Or I'll pee on you. Not in a sexual way.

Monday, April 01, 2013 06:47:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds

Monday, April 01, 2013 06:42:34 PM from Twitter for Android

pretty sure the dude they just hired sitting next to me is a hybrid between Jerry Cantrell and Mike Starr

Monday, April 01, 2013 05:43:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

THESE BITCHES with their leftover easter ham. Smells nom. I'm jealous and I brought in leftover ham for lunch

Monday, April 01, 2013 02:07:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

CUNCEL DA YANKEES

Monday, April 01, 2013 01:50:45 PM from Twitter Web Client