If you come up to my desk and say "config file" expect me to know what the fuck you're talking about
25 mins late, 10 minutes late from lunch. This is me caring
I'm always here before my boss. The one day I come in late, he's hear early on a call.
Lol my last like 5 tweets were like... let's be honest
Thursday, March 28, 2013 11:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Hiii people :-)
Thursday, March 28, 2013 11:00:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Xtina is my FAVORITE lesbian ever!
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:38:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Just told my old boss I felt some sort of way
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:36:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Khodaja likes box
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:23:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Now she's all over Mal. I mean that doesn't mean she's a lezzie because all girls wanna make out with Mals duh
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:12:07 PM from Twitter for Android
This 1950s cartoon that's on at the bar is absolutely killin it
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Okay.... What are two bastards taking shits... I need to piss bastards
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:01:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Khodaja might be a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that. She's snuggin xtina so hard. I've seen it before.
Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Ever since I left college, my vagina forgot how to drink..... FML
Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:52:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Tell that motherfucker he sucks, then take your dick out.
Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:25:39 PM from Twitter for Android
This is a real frumpy motherfucker behind me. Accidentally stepped on her foot and she flipped out. eatadick.info
Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:50:57 PM from Twitter for Android