JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AT THIS SHIT FUCKING HOLE #BOOKER

Friday, April 12, 2013 01:14:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

This feedly bug drives me batshit: http://t.co/OADtZ2Xzj0

Friday, April 12, 2013 04:47:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit...

Friday, April 12, 2013 03:48:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Watching a DB shrink has got to be the most boring fucking thing ever. It's 3:30 AM. I need to get my life together

Friday, April 12, 2013 03:34:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

This database is taking fucking years to restore. Bitch ass trick

Friday, April 12, 2013 01:38:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF

Friday, April 12, 2013 01:16:45 AM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info.

Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:33:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm legit embarrassed to tweet what Aniusha is talkin about. And I'm nasty as fuck on twitter

Thursday, April 11, 2013 09:11:36 PM from Twitter for Android

The have waxing professors?

Thursday, April 11, 2013 09:09:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Aniusha keeps talking about waxing balls

Thursday, April 11, 2013 09:09:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Elise: "You know that cartoon the Smurfs? Doesn't she remind you of a white Smurf?"

Thursday, April 11, 2013 08:12:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Scott just sent me a 35MB animated gif of a bug report

Thursday, April 11, 2013 05:28:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

These two fucking hacks are questioning and fighting Kevin's ideas (they don't have better ones). Kevin is a brilliant infrastructure guy.

Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:29:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

People who need to eatadick.info: Niraj, Eric

Thursday, April 11, 2013 12:16:43 PM from Twitter Web Client