Two things. Not sure if the conductor checked my ticket and.. Shit I forgot
JOE! You are picking at your elbow through your ripped shirt. You're a CRAY!!! -@MalJNew
♪ Payback's a motherfuckin bitch but I won't stress and I won't switch ♪
10 hours before rollout, our Director of software engineering wanted to know if there was a release tonight. For fuck's sake.
This Pete Ellis 80s used car commercial is cracking me the fuck up: http://t.co/NWWaOdAUSf
Never use half assed shipping (FedEx SmartPost). If you're not there, they hand your shit off to USPS after one try and you have to pick up
You know its gonna be a great day when you wake up and throw on a Zeppelin record. Then 40 Oz. to Freedom on the walk to the train!
New blog post: 'Murrrrrrrica http://bit.ly/15JGVSK
Monday, March 25, 2013 01:29:33 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@mich_amore Magnum ice cream bars: bigger than regular ice cream bars.
Get a load of this Asian woman playing Hendrix on some Asian instrument: http://t.co/opuSJ86Kmh
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
This Sudoku is driving me crazy
They sent me home because I was so drunk.
One year ago today, I went to brunch with @MalJNew and then Woodys with Yuri and kept telling Kev I had to meet my boys. Was destroyed.