@MalJNew just pulled some Godfather shit. The hottest
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 09:22:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Overheard: "How can your flat assed face not be at McDonalds, bitch"
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 09:14:07 PM from Twitter for Android
@Lennon 1) You'll get your hug from whoever you want it from/me also 2) Let's get shitfaced at El Cantinero with the Velbs
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 09:09:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Jeeeez (@ Papaya Dog) http://4sq.com/10RBH4H
Shit. Air drumming to AC/DC. You know I'm tips
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 08:40:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Yo Freddy. There's gotta be three dudes and someone's gotta wingman that shit
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 08:30:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Wisdom: "No ones got your back but you."
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 08:23:42 PM from Twitter for Android
If @MalJNew is a lesbian, that's fine. As long as her girl doesn't have short hair and they're down for a threesome, I'm down.
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 08:19:06 PM from Twitter for Android
The consensus is that Khodaja likes box
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 08:15:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Do you like when girls pee on you?
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:54:31 PM from Twitter for Android
"I just wanna drunkenly reply: 'I love you, marry me, have my babies'"- @MalJNew regarding my boss. Lol
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:52:33 PM from Twitter for Android
You know Cleveland sucks when even the Yankees can beat them...
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:36:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Stephie. How is that ass allowed at work. I'm sure that's somehow against the dress code.
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:31:15 PM from Twitter for Android
@jstanz37 I see what you did there...
Tuesday, April 09, 2013 01:07:20 AM from Twitter for Android
RT @H9RBSjs: I wrote this Boomerang() JavaScript function yesterday, now I can't figure out what it does.... Oh, wait, now it's coming b ...