Look at this stud in this Radio Flyer wagon. Dude can probably mack on any preschool chick he wants. http://t.co/fLyzMyaFoW
Saturday, April 06, 2013 03:43:48 PM from Twitter for Android
This conductor is a b. Kids tried to go one stop without paying which is usually easy and she came running out of nowhere to stop them
Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:33:00 PM from Twitter for Android
1AM on a Friday and I was home and doing #booker. This is some bullshit, rare and whatnot.
Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:08:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Need to wipe my phone. It's laggy as a bastard
Overheard: "I was named after my mom's gynecologist's mother"
drankin' burrrs out of Dunkins cups. Klassy
Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there
This is Bullshit, Inc. #booker
Shit Done Broke, LLC #booker
Overly Complicated Solutions, LLC. #booker
I Can't Help It But I Break Everything, LLC #booker
We Go Around In Circles, LLC #booker
Jammin out to mad Reggae
I think my dude Barry said he was retiring and this was his last day. If he doesn't call me slice on Monday, I'm boycotting Metro North
Thank you, slice. Hold still... Stop wiggling!