Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Fucking foul this morning.

Fuck this fuckin place. I'm not getting bent out of shape. Everyone is an incompetent bitch? I'll just not do anything today. I won't fight.

I can't take this fucking commute anymore.

Eric you fucking moron. Read your motherless email before asking me about things I already explained. Fuckin hack.

New blog post: I'm Not Embarrassed to Admit This Story Made Me Bawl My Eyes Out http://t.co/tbPfUeaKQ3

Just realized I have zero patience with how motherfuckers walk in crowds. Seriously? Stop short and turn around in my face? Die ya dickhead

Also, it would help for this train to not feel like I'm riding a fucking jackhammer

I fucking had enough of my phone. Maybe it should pick up some internet some time

My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code.

FIX. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BUILDS. Nothing fucking compiles up in this bitch

RT @ElBloombito: Esta el Feasto de Saiñto de Josepho! In honoro of el feasto, yo orderingo el ÑYPD to not que stop y frisko los personas ...

This conductress looks like a chick who's DTF in the bathroom on the 1:56 drunk train home

This is probably the best thing I've ever heard Daniel say ever http://t.co/q4MvcA9Voj

New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702

I think we need more RAM... http://t.co/u6ohYEYYWX