Look at this stud in this Radio Flyer wagon. Dude can probably mack on any preschool chick he wants. http://t.co/fLyzMyaFoW

Saturday, April 06, 2013 03:43:48 PM from Twitter for Android

This conductor is a b. Kids tried to go one stop without paying which is usually easy and she came running out of nowhere to stop them

Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:33:00 PM from Twitter for Android

1AM on a Friday and I was home and doing #booker. This is some bullshit, rare and whatnot.

Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:08:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Need to wipe my phone. It's laggy as a bastard

Friday, April 05, 2013 08:52:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Overheard: "I was named after my mom's gynecologist's mother"

Friday, April 05, 2013 08:19:26 PM from Twitter for Android

drankin' burrrs out of Dunkins cups. Klassy

Friday, April 05, 2013 05:55:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there

Friday, April 05, 2013 03:25:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is Bullshit, Inc. #booker

Friday, April 05, 2013 11:09:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Shit Done Broke, LLC #booker

Friday, April 05, 2013 11:08:41 AM from Twitter Web Client

Overly Complicated Solutions, LLC. #booker

Friday, April 05, 2013 11:08:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I Can't Help It But I Break Everything, LLC #booker

Friday, April 05, 2013 11:07:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

We Go Around In Circles, LLC #booker

Friday, April 05, 2013 11:07:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jammin out to mad Reggae

Friday, April 05, 2013 10:10:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think my dude Barry said he was retiring and this was his last day. If he doesn't call me slice on Monday, I'm boycotting Metro North

Friday, April 05, 2013 09:35:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

Thank you, slice. Hold still... Stop wiggling!

Friday, April 05, 2013 08:40:39 AM from Twitter for Android