So I was browsing through Facebook and wanted to like some status and realized I've already liked it yesterday. Didnt know. Was so out of it

Saturday, March 16, 2013 01:13:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just got drunk and bought http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV

Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:48:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Its almost 11 and we don't have any Jameson in us. This is a problem

Saturday, March 16, 2013 10:49:09 AM from Twitter for Android

I just ousted Peter S. as the mayor of Jannah Charcoal & Grill on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9Ux2Zn

Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:03:11 AM from foursquare

I don't judge by I mean.. Shit

Friday, March 15, 2013 11:11:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon so turn him straight duh.

Friday, March 15, 2013 11:02:06 PM from Twitter for Android

"Tad drunk, still at work and Natalia wanted to know if we wanted to have a sausage party"

Friday, March 15, 2013 11:01:45 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon he wanted to bang you

Friday, March 15, 2013 10:28:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Please explain why HR put a no smoking sign on the wall behind me. Who in the actual fuck smokes in the office. Jeez

Friday, March 15, 2013 05:56:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

Compiling some software at work. @ky9 would appreesh: http://t.co/onQbkF7dJ5

Friday, March 15, 2013 04:28:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

The power of 10 billion butterfly sneezes?

Friday, March 15, 2013 10:43:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

Twilight time to dream a while...

Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

we know what happened
wont happen again

Friday, March 15, 2013 10:35:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

TK's stache scared the shit out of me

Friday, March 15, 2013 09:54:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Oh god I hope no one comes to talk to me. I'm acting a FOOL right now

Friday, March 15, 2013 09:44:01 AM from Twitter Web Client