You know how many fucking tourists stop to look at this sidewalk clock by my office and get in my way? http://t.co/uvVyoJLJFl

Monday, April 01, 2013 11:28:54 PM from feedly cloud

Droppin all that Easter dinner from yesterday.......

Monday, April 01, 2013 10:01:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Welcome back to twitter, @__JLu, you were sorely missed #abuserslist #yolo

Monday, April 01, 2013 09:02:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bitch you have the entire train. Back off standing next to me so closely. Or I'll pee on you. Not in a sexual way.

Monday, April 01, 2013 06:47:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds

Monday, April 01, 2013 06:42:34 PM from Twitter for Android

pretty sure the dude they just hired sitting next to me is a hybrid between Jerry Cantrell and Mike Starr

Monday, April 01, 2013 05:43:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

THESE BITCHES with their leftover easter ham. Smells nom. I'm jealous and I brought in leftover ham for lunch

Monday, April 01, 2013 02:07:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

CUNCEL DA YANKEES

Monday, April 01, 2013 01:50:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

Is it racist if you tell a black person they got a tan after coming back from Jamaica? Because I just did that.

Monday, April 01, 2013 09:22:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, I guess Game of Thrones was on tonight. How did I know?

Sunday, March 31, 2013 11:42:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

sanguinaccio = pigs blood and chocolate pudding. Uhhhhhmmmm

Sunday, March 31, 2013 09:51:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Mover just beat me 635-600 in cards. What a game.

Sunday, March 31, 2013 09:44:08 PM from Twitter for Android

1) Not sure how I was with it enough to make it all the way "upstate" last night 2) I sexted @Colithika the craziest shit

Sunday, March 31, 2013 08:31:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Her 4th chin was cool but her 5th was being a dick

Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:46:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck off cunt. Girls a biddy

Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:45:14 PM from Twitter for Android