You know how many fucking tourists stop to look at this sidewalk clock by my office and get in my way? http://t.co/uvVyoJLJFl
Droppin all that Easter dinner from yesterday.......
Welcome back to twitter, @__JLu, you were sorely missed #abuserslist #yolo
Bitch you have the entire train. Back off standing next to me so closely. Or I'll pee on you. Not in a sexual way.
Fuck the following: Metro North, Grand Central, people, tourists, people who bring bikes on the subway @ rush hour and crowds
pretty sure the dude they just hired sitting next to me is a hybrid between Jerry Cantrell and Mike Starr
THESE BITCHES with their leftover easter ham. Smells nom. I'm jealous and I brought in leftover ham for lunch
CUNCEL DA YANKEES
Is it racist if you tell a black person they got a tan after coming back from Jamaica? Because I just did that.
Welp, I guess Game of Thrones was on tonight. How did I know?
sanguinaccio = pigs blood and chocolate pudding. Uhhhhhmmmm
Mover just beat me 635-600 in cards. What a game.
1) Not sure how I was with it enough to make it all the way "upstate" last night 2) I sexted @Colithika the craziest shit
Her 4th chin was cool but her 5th was being a dick
Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:46:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck off cunt. Girls a biddy
Saturday, March 30, 2013 06:45:14 PM from Twitter for Android