Fucking joke. Nice to know our system crashes because our custom error handler threw an exception. Yo dawg. I heard you like errors.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 07:03:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Ma. Fucking don't call me at work and talk about stupid bullshit. I'm concentrating on this script. I already crashed production yesterday.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 05:45:12 PM from Twitter Web Client
Lol. There's a new Pope
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 04:01:35 PM from Twitter Web Client
I have this problem with devs RT @H9RBSjs I would tell you how much your code sucks but your code is pretty much doing that all on its own.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:52:15 PM from Twitter Web Client
Megan Conte you dumbass. If you want to collect donations for a suprrise, don't mail a distro list including the person you're surprising.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:50:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
K smells like old man sweaty balls (not that I know what that smells like)
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:45:18 PM from Twitter Web Client
Lol no idea how I'm getting to work. All trains are fucked. Got out and started walking. Yeah exercise!
Wednesday, March 13, 2013 08:51:56 AM from Twitter for Android
die in a fire http://t.co/h3juqASfGa
ANOTHER PERSON 1) Buy noise canceling Mics 2) Get me my own office and 3)eatadick.com Fuck this place, working from home tomorrow
RT @BadPointer Just found out about http://t.co/pvII6376cc This is just what Windows needed.
Fuck you, jeans. No one tells me to shut up.
Phewwww. That was a fucking close one... Protip: Careful when doing Windows Updates on production servers
4/5 is running like absolute horse shit today. Fuckin waste
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 09:09:10 AM from Twitter for Android
Barry is so legit: "Thank you tiger. Thank you, red. Thanks Spike. Thank you, Mr. And Mrs.. Don't move, stop wiggling."
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 08:23:01 AM from Twitter for Android
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app?