Fucking joke. Nice to know our system crashes because our custom error handler threw an exception. Yo dawg. I heard you like errors.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 07:03:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Ma. Fucking don't call me at work and talk about stupid bullshit. I'm concentrating on this script. I already crashed production yesterday.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 05:45:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lol. There's a new Pope

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 04:01:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have this problem with devs RT @H9RBSjs I would tell you how much your code sucks but your code is pretty much doing that all on its own.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:52:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Megan Conte you dumbass. If you want to collect donations for a suprrise, don't mail a distro list including the person you're surprising.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:50:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

K smells like old man sweaty balls (not that I know what that smells like)

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 12:45:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lol no idea how I'm getting to work. All trains are fucked. Got out and started walking. Yeah exercise!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 08:51:56 AM from Twitter for Android

die in a fire http://t.co/h3juqASfGa

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 05:48:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

ANOTHER PERSON 1) Buy noise canceling Mics 2) Get me my own office and 3)eatadick.com Fuck this place, working from home tomorrow

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 05:46:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @BadPointer Just found out about http://t.co/pvII6376cc This is just what Windows needed.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 05:41:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck you, jeans. No one tells me to shut up.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 05:38:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Phewwww. That was a fucking close one... Protip: Careful when doing Windows Updates on production servers

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 09:55:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

4/5 is running like absolute horse shit today. Fuckin waste

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 09:09:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Barry is so legit: "Thank you tiger. Thank you, red. Thanks Spike. Thank you, Mr. And Mrs.. Don't move, stop wiggling."

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 08:23:01 AM from Twitter for Android

So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app?

Tuesday, March 12, 2013 06:01:48 AM from Twitter Web Client