Khodaja likes box

Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:23:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Now she's all over Mal. I mean that doesn't mean she's a lezzie because all girls wanna make out with Mals duh

Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:12:07 PM from Twitter for Android

This 1950s cartoon that's on at the bar is absolutely killin it

Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Okay.... What are two bastards taking shits... I need to piss bastards

Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:01:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Khodaja might be a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that. She's snuggin xtina so hard. I've seen it before.

Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Ever since I left college, my vagina forgot how to drink..... FML

Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:52:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Tell that motherfucker he sucks, then take your dick out.

Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:25:39 PM from Twitter for Android

This is a real frumpy motherfucker behind me. Accidentally stepped on her foot and she flipped out. eatadick.info

Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:50:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Just told one of my coworkers to have a good weekend on his way out. TODAY IS THURSDAY

Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:06:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Vitamins and beer

Thursday, March 28, 2013 06:12:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really lookin forward to @MichaelShatin's bday celebraish at Traffic this weekend, you guys.

Thursday, March 28, 2013 04:17:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking run down from Booker and getting sick. Not pleased.

Thursday, March 28, 2013 04:08:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm not taking my sneakers off, I'm still sneakers O'Toole

Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:09:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Isn't Gmail's breakfast delicious. I mean Burger King's....

Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:28:37 AM from Twitter for Android

That's the most 3D thing I've ever seen

Wednesday, March 27, 2013 09:48:33 PM from Twitter for Android