4 and 5 trains: Stop sending me email alerts you bastards. I know you break down nonstop but look at tall the fucks I don't give

Monday, March 11, 2013 11:12:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

Need to ✈ somewhere far away from Booker for a week to chill

Monday, March 11, 2013 10:08:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

TIL MSFT licensing is fucking bullshit. Besides your Win OS licensing, you need per user licenses to access a server? http://t.co/6848Xhb8V4

Monday, March 11, 2013 09:56:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

And by starving myself, I mean pounds of greens and meat. Carbs can suck it (except for Paddys day where I will drink my food)

Monday, March 11, 2013 09:53:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

Gabe shut the fuck up. It's too early for your pie hole

Monday, March 11, 2013 09:16:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

I absolutely must have IBS

Monday, March 11, 2013 12:22:22 AM from Twitter for Android

My grandma just made me peppers and eggs to bring to lunch tomorrow!

Sunday, March 10, 2013 10:36:28 PM from Twitter for Android

The Mover: "She's got an ass, size no more"

Sunday, March 10, 2013 12:59:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Millionth time watching this. http://t.co/qgfyy5LQ3f #GetGlue #Casino

Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:53:48 PM from GetGlue.com

Fuckin shepherds pie, pot roast doritos and beef sticks. Nom

Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:42:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Nacho Slim Jims are fucking bossssss

Saturday, March 09, 2013 09:40:44 PM from Twitter for Android

"Hughlon gave me back door access" Wait. That sounds so gay.

Saturday, March 09, 2013 05:27:40 PM from Twitter for Android

CBS FM is absolutely killing it right now

Saturday, March 09, 2013 04:49:33 PM from Twitter for Android

maljnew The most Irish @ Cronin & Phelan's http://t.co/FhbnVaeauU

Saturday, March 09, 2013 03:48:26 PM from Instagram

That's rude. How do you have an ice cream truck playing Mr. Softee that is not branded as Mr. Softer?

Saturday, March 09, 2013 03:26:07 PM from Twitter for Android