You know its gonna be a great day when you wake up and throw on a Zeppelin record. Then 40 Oz. to Freedom on the walk to the train!

Monday, March 25, 2013 07:48:42 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: 'Murrrrrrrica http://bit.ly/15JGVSK

Monday, March 25, 2013 01:29:33 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@mich_amore Magnum ice cream bars: bigger than regular ice cream bars.

In reply to @mich_amore's tweet

Monday, March 25, 2013 01:15:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Get a load of this Asian woman playing Hendrix on some Asian instrument: http://t.co/opuSJ86Kmh

Monday, March 25, 2013 01:10:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am

Sunday, March 24, 2013 11:24:09 PM from Twitter for Android

This Sudoku is driving me crazy

Sunday, March 24, 2013 08:08:30 PM from Twitter for Android

They sent me home because I was so drunk.

Sunday, March 24, 2013 02:50:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

One year ago today, I went to brunch with @MalJNew and then Woodys with Yuri and kept telling Kev I had to meet my boys. Was destroyed.

Sunday, March 24, 2013 02:49:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Attention devops! Make of sure you have strong plan C. Plan A and B are never work.

Sunday, March 24, 2013 02:18:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Bro be careful. Don't lean back. There's a third rail right behind ya... http://t.co/rpadGKggHe

Saturday, March 23, 2013 10:51:41 AM from Instagram

OMY is on my way..... Wait... That's OMW. Ohhhhhhhhh

Friday, March 22, 2013 11:12:50 PM from Twitter for Android

You need to try this rice. This is pure Afghani rice. Is best in world.

Friday, March 22, 2013 10:26:41 PM from Twitter for Android

MICHELLE. fuck you and your shitty ass spring theme

Friday, March 22, 2013 04:13:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How did IE10 magically appear on my WINDOWS 7 computer?

Friday, March 22, 2013 01:57:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

GABE is complaining that someone talks too much? karma coincidence?

Friday, March 22, 2013 01:27:49 PM from Twitter Web Client