I fucking had enough of my phone. Maybe it should pick up some internet some time

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 06:58:03 PM from Twitter for Android

My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 05:46:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

FIX. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BUILDS. Nothing fucking compiles up in this bitch

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 01:37:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @ElBloombito: Esta el Feasto de Saiñto de Josepho! In honoro of el feasto, yo orderingo el ÑYPD to not que stop y frisko los personas ...

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:07:10 PM from Twitter for Android

This conductress looks like a chick who's DTF in the bathroom on the 1:56 drunk train home

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:04:14 PM from Twitter for Android

This is probably the best thing I've ever heard Daniel say ever http://t.co/q4MvcA9Voj

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 10:27:32 AM from Twitpic

New blog post: Fuck Google And It's Bitch Ass Reader http://t.co/7J26hwl702

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 03:37:48 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I think we need more RAM... http://t.co/u6ohYEYYWX

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 01:30:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

ALEXEY IS NOW COMPLAINING ABOUT INTEGERS. Broken Record...

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 01:15:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

this plow driver is on crack. Dude plowed my street like 8 times. Come on. There's like 2 inches of snow, brah

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 12:24:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

Mark Texiera's vagina injury is worse than expected? Fucking guy...

Monday, March 18, 2013 09:32:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

In case anyone was wondering how a 2000 Chevy Impala handles with < 1/2" of snow on the ground: Horse shit. Slipping fuckin everywhere

Monday, March 18, 2013 08:50:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

I hope this power cycling shit actually fixes my SSD

Monday, March 18, 2013 08:13:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Google sucks balls lately

Monday, March 18, 2013 04:30:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj is a fucking dumbass

Monday, March 18, 2013 11:37:01 AM from Twitter Web Client