This article perfectly sums up what is wrong with Android: http://t.co/l6iMav8T8v
Thursday, March 07, 2013 11:51:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
Mark Texieria is a pussy assed bitch who's always injured and a huge flop of a contract. Fuckin waste of life hitting .260
Thursday, March 07, 2013 08:44:47 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ, George. Will you turn off the fucking heat on this train? Its probably 86 in here, not exaggerating
Thursday, March 07, 2013 07:48:21 PM from Twitter for Android
a real gangsta ass n** plays his cards right
Thursday, March 07, 2013 10:42:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
My elbow is fuckin weird, dude.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:50:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Fritz is a rockstar.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 10:13:31 PM from Twitter for Android
No working during drinking hours. http://t.co/F4VZhqNrC1
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. A C02 tank just exploded in the office.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 03:17:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
Get a load of this fuckin amateur hour train operator who drove past the fucking platform
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 01:46:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Why the fuck am I still awake
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 03:35:32 AM from Twitter Web Client
They raised my fare 10%. The can suck it the most.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 01:25:03 AM from Twitter for Android
Welp. Almost got crushed by a train door BC I ddibt realize it was my stop. Conductor screamed at me. I told him to eatadick.info
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 01:24:37 AM from Twitter for Android
Pockets and the entire marketing dept except Molly can suck it the most
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 12:39:05 AM from Twitter for Android
Gave out outdated fucking old branded business cards because fucking pockets in my hood assed marketing dept is too Jew to give new ones out
Wednesday, March 06, 2013 12:38:18 AM from Twitter for Android