@Lennon he wanted to bang you
Please explain why HR put a no smoking sign on the wall behind me. Who in the actual fuck smokes in the office. Jeez
Compiling some software at work. @ky9 would appreesh: http://t.co/onQbkF7dJ5
The power of 10 billion butterfly sneezes?
Twilight time to dream a while...
we know what happened
wont happen again
TK's stache scared the shit out of me
Oh god I hope no one comes to talk to me. I'm acting a FOOL right now
Oh, my job...... I currently don't know who my boss is and the only people who tell me what to do and yell at me are our consultants
I think I just was realllllllllllll silly to the HR lady. I went on and on about my poinsettia. I think she's on to me mannnn
"This cray guy seems nice at least he's a smiley homeless also his voice is beautiful he should be a singer Like soul music" -@MalJNew
I like how you keep your condoms in a Tiffany's bag. Klassy with a K.
Primary HDD failure in my laptop. Fucking son of a bitch. $120 SSD lasted 3 months. No data loss though. My files are redundant as fuck
On this bitch ass train for an hour and didn't even make it 20 miles north of NYC. Fucking MTA
Thursday, March 14, 2013 10:27:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Fucking MTA. Train us actually going backwards now
Thursday, March 14, 2013 09:48:44 PM from Twitter for Android