25 mins late, 10 minutes late from lunch. This is me caring
I'm always here before my boss. The one day I come in late, he's hear early on a call.
Lol my last like 5 tweets were like... let's be honest
Thursday, March 28, 2013 11:01:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Hiii people :-)
Thursday, March 28, 2013 11:00:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Xtina is my FAVORITE lesbian ever!
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:38:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Just told my old boss I felt some sort of way
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:36:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Khodaja likes box
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:23:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Now she's all over Mal. I mean that doesn't mean she's a lezzie because all girls wanna make out with Mals duh
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:12:07 PM from Twitter for Android
This 1950s cartoon that's on at the bar is absolutely killin it
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:08:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Okay.... What are two bastards taking shits... I need to piss bastards
Thursday, March 28, 2013 09:01:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Khodaja might be a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with that. She's snuggin xtina so hard. I've seen it before.
Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:54:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Ever since I left college, my vagina forgot how to drink..... FML
Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:52:38 PM from Twitter for Android
Tell that motherfucker he sucks, then take your dick out.
Thursday, March 28, 2013 08:25:39 PM from Twitter for Android
This is a real frumpy motherfucker behind me. Accidentally stepped on her foot and she flipped out. eatadick.info
Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:50:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Just told one of my coworkers to have a good weekend on his way out. TODAY IS THURSDAY
Thursday, March 28, 2013 07:06:13 PM from Twitter Web Client