Everyone can read me like a book. If I'm pissed, there's no hiding it
Saturday, March 02, 2013 02:25:38 AM from Twitter for Android
When I have my millions I'm fuckin buying the watering hole. And I might open a gay bar in Astoria. They need one. It would make bank.
Saturday, March 02, 2013 01:06:44 AM from Twitter for Android
For the first time ever, someone else is leaking ass at this bar. Not that i do that in public. Might puke.
Saturday, March 02, 2013 01:01:35 AM from Twitter for Android
@MalJNew just caught me looking at myself in the mirror. I mean. I'm fuckin hot. And a narcissist. #blowme if you don't like it
Saturday, March 02, 2013 12:38:06 AM from Twitter for Android
Great crowd at Watering tonight
The chef at the Watering Hole reminds me of Chalky White
Yo Scott. Sorry I falsely accused you of dropping acid last time we were at Dakota
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose.
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose.
I am not a fan of anything today
This dudes breath smells like a rotting fetus corpse.
Thursday, February 28, 2013 07:31:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Niraj just asked me if I was hungover, based on just looks.
Thursday, February 28, 2013 09:33:13 AM from Twitter Web Client
But he's cool and yeah buddy!!!!!
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:45:41 PM from Twitter for Android
My new boss is the coolest bestest gayest. No wonder @MalJNew adored him instantly. He acted less gay in his interview than he actually was.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013 11:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android