Get a load of this #axelrod tweet from 2009: https://t.co/4P9ECJgAsk @__JLu
@Lessard_Eric Whoops. Didn't even see that.
In order to beat @Lessard_Eric this week, I need Lester to get shelled and R.A Dickey to throw a gem. Seems unrealistic. Fuckin A
Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker()
My neck is crippled. I smell like a senior citizen with this menthol shit I put on it
I'm kinda rooting for the Yankees to go 1-160 so that we do a clean sweep of these old bags next season
I'm at the Met... I think it would be fascinating to bang in one of those Egyptian stone coffin thingies
Saturday, April 06, 2013 07:52:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Look at this stud in this Radio Flyer wagon. Dude can probably mack on any preschool chick he wants. http://t.co/fLyzMyaFoW
Saturday, April 06, 2013 03:43:48 PM from Twitter for Android
This conductor is a b. Kids tried to go one stop without paying which is usually easy and she came running out of nowhere to stop them
Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:33:00 PM from Twitter for Android
1AM on a Friday and I was home and doing #booker. This is some bullshit, rare and whatnot.
Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:08:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Need to wipe my phone. It's laggy as a bastard
Overheard: "I was named after my mom's gynecologist's mother"
drankin' burrrs out of Dunkins cups. Klassy
Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there
This is Bullshit, Inc. #booker