OK that was really insensitive. I'm a terrible person.
Popped champagne in celebration of me all over the CE team. They freaked out and thought it was a gun and or bomb. Too soon?
My boss forgot to hand in my expense report, so I did it for him. #makemeamanagercunts
For real. The recruiter with the saggy titties I mentioned earlier has her shirt rolled up and tied like a tween showing her back/stomach
Kevin "Silver Fox" Awesome Server Dood
As usual, the office beer is pretty rough
I'm gonna start hashtagging #bitches whenever I do something boss, because bitches are awesome
Whoever wrote the build script for our API documentation is a fuckin cunt muscle
I might have just accidentally pissed on my phone...
Nice to know that I smell like cigs and beer and my boss is directly next to me.
I guess this is why my lowest score on my reviewbwas on professionalism.... Although I still met expectations. #bitches
Realllll pumped that Tom Petty came on at the bar, you guys. You think I have time for another beer before I go back to work?
Me explaining bluntly to Meg Long why something is broken in our app. #booker #hood http://t.co/RY2JyPQtzo
I was going batshit as to why I had to <?php ?> instead of <? ?>
But why the fuck would php remotely think it's a good idea to ship short_open_tag set to Off by default on Windows?