Get a load of this #axelrod tweet from 2009: https://t.co/4P9ECJgAsk @__JLu

Sunday, April 07, 2013 07:57:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lessard_Eric Whoops. Didn't even see that.

In reply to @Lessard_Eric's tweet

Sunday, April 07, 2013 03:04:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

In order to beat @Lessard_Eric this week, I need Lester to get shelled and R.A Dickey to throw a gem. Seems unrealistic. Fuckin A

Sunday, April 07, 2013 02:59:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

Updating my twitter app to add my tweets in reply to others and link to them. The name of the function I used is didIReplyToaCracker()

Sunday, April 07, 2013 02:08:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My neck is crippled. I smell like a senior citizen with this menthol shit I put on it

Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:54:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm kinda rooting for the Yankees to go 1-160 so that we do a clean sweep of these old bags next season

Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:45:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at the Met... I think it would be fascinating to bang in one of those Egyptian stone coffin thingies

Saturday, April 06, 2013 07:52:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Look at this stud in this Radio Flyer wagon. Dude can probably mack on any preschool chick he wants. http://t.co/fLyzMyaFoW

Saturday, April 06, 2013 03:43:48 PM from Twitter for Android

This conductor is a b. Kids tried to go one stop without paying which is usually easy and she came running out of nowhere to stop them

Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:33:00 PM from Twitter for Android

1AM on a Friday and I was home and doing #booker. This is some bullshit, rare and whatnot.

Saturday, April 06, 2013 01:08:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Need to wipe my phone. It's laggy as a bastard

Friday, April 05, 2013 08:52:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Overheard: "I was named after my mom's gynecologist's mother"

Friday, April 05, 2013 08:19:26 PM from Twitter for Android

drankin' burrrs out of Dunkins cups. Klassy

Friday, April 05, 2013 05:55:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not a fan of the new right click/bookmark menu styling in Chrome. Leave it up to Google to fuck up the UI. Bunch of Michelles working there

Friday, April 05, 2013 03:25:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is Bullshit, Inc. #booker

Friday, April 05, 2013 11:09:05 AM from Twitter Web Client