Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

God Damn it. My app's been pulling in in_reply_to_status_id instead of in_reply_to_status_id_str and now I have fucking exponents everywhere

@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

I made fun of Joe P for dividing by 0 and this bastard php interpreter says I'm doing it but I'm not even doing fucking math. WTF

If this chick wasn't in her 40s, she might have been hot.

54-46 was my number was my number yeah

OK this bastard either 1) dropped dead on the shitter or 2) is avoiding the fare. Fuck you. I'll piss on you.

To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you.

@MalJNew just pulled some Godfather shit. The hottest

Overheard: "How can your flat assed face not be at McDonalds, bitch"

@Lennon 1) You'll get your hug from whoever you want it from/me also 2) Let's get shitfaced at El Cantinero with the Velbs

In reply to @Lennon's tweet

Shit. Air drumming to AC/DC. You know I'm tips

Yo Freddy. There's gotta be three dudes and someone's gotta wingman that shit

Wisdom: "No ones got your back but you."

If @MalJNew is a lesbian, that's fine. As long as her girl doesn't have short hair and they're down for a threesome, I'm down.