IIS + PHP = ASS (use linux with php) #bitches

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 05:12:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj: "Bring the sexy back"

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 04:59:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Joe S thought it was all my monitors that raised the temp by my desk. He didn't realize it was me. #struttin #bitches

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 03:09:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Legit takes these elevators hours to show up.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 01:05:37 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin Fuck Firefox

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:05:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is #strutfest 2013

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 08:12:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Gonna strut dat ass to work tomorrow with ripped Diesels and a pink T-shirt. #bitches

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:05:37 AM from Twitter for Android

#bitches

Monday, April 22, 2013 11:41:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe I'm a cocky douchebag, but I just looked in the mirror and realized how important I am.

Monday, April 22, 2013 11:10:40 PM from Twitter for Android

The aunties are excellent

Monday, April 22, 2013 11:02:02 PM from Twitter for Android

CCs pitching like ass

Monday, April 22, 2013 07:58:21 PM from Twitter for Android

This train operator is an absolute nooblet at aligning this train onto the walkway platforms. Shits taking mad hours.

Sunday, April 21, 2013 09:53:56 PM from Twitter for Android

THAT is what they call a lazy Sunday...

Sunday, April 21, 2013 08:21:07 PM from Twitter for Android

311 Pandora is chill as fuck

Sunday, April 21, 2013 03:30:07 PM from Twitter for Android

#shitnogirlsays This thing has too many diamonds on it.

Sunday, April 21, 2013 04:34:09 AM from Twitter for Android