The consensus is that Khodaja likes box

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 08:15:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Do you like when girls pee on you?

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:54:31 PM from Twitter for Android

"I just wanna drunkenly reply: 'I love you, marry me, have my babies'"- @MalJNew regarding my boss. Lol

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:52:33 PM from Twitter for Android

You know Cleveland sucks when even the Yankees can beat them...

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:36:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Stephie. How is that ass allowed at work. I'm sure that's somehow against the dress code.

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 07:31:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@jstanz37 I see what you did there...

In reply to @jstanz37's tweet

Tuesday, April 09, 2013 01:07:20 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @H9RBSjs: I wrote this Boomerang() JavaScript function yesterday, now I can't figure out what it does.... Oh, wait, now it's coming b ...

Monday, April 08, 2013 11:59:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

[11:17:52 AM] Xtina: two things i like straight: whiskey and lines

Monday, April 08, 2013 11:19:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

Eric is a mother fucking wiki Nazi cunt

Monday, April 08, 2013 11:13:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise

Monday, April 08, 2013 10:45:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Barry's replacement has zero swagger.

Monday, April 08, 2013 08:18:32 AM from Twitter for Android

The end of an era. Barry really is gone. Noooooooooooo

Monday, April 08, 2013 08:05:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Twitter API

Monday, April 08, 2013 12:34:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

My neck hurts, fuckface

Sunday, April 07, 2013 10:11:54 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu it's because I'm private. Click the icon in the top right to open it in the twitter app

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Sunday, April 07, 2013 08:10:54 PM from Twitter for Android