Am I the only one who thinks the Starbucks logo chick looks like she could be a freak in bed?
Thursday, April 25, 2013 04:27:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
be like " yo lemmie get liek mad skrillaz k thx got bills and shit to pay, word?'
Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:25:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
I need to stop going to bed after 4am...
Thursday, April 25, 2013 04:16:25 AM from Twitter for Android
Mike McCready is an absolute beast. Come over immediately and play me guitar.
Thursday, April 25, 2013 01:46:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pearl Jam's show at State College PA in 2003 is giving me the most goosebumps right now.
Thursday, April 25, 2013 01:37:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
I want a puppy
Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:39:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
How dumb I am. I just had a panic attack because I thought I left my phone on Gabe's desk b/c we were testing. UM. I used my phone all night
Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:01:28 AM from Twitter for Android
When I think of the name Nigel, I think of an ugly assed British dude with rotten choppers.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 07:35:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Cuntface behind me on the train: shut your speaking hole. You're screaming.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 06:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Jeff stop whining
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:49:19 AM from Twitter Web Client
COO told me to leave a good review for our Android App. I said do it once it didn't suck.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:30:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
The most ridiculous video you'll see of me and the Ecuadorians doing Jagerbombs junior year: http://t.co/ym4ZtXNDNz
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 01:51:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching Nurse Jackie (42 others checked-in) http://t.co/fj4Jv9OJAW #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie
Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back
Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx