Am I the only one who thinks the Starbucks logo chick looks like she could be a freak in bed?

Thursday, April 25, 2013 04:27:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

be like " yo lemmie get liek mad skrillaz k thx got bills and shit to pay, word?'

Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:25:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

I need to stop going to bed after 4am...

Thursday, April 25, 2013 04:16:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Mike McCready is an absolute beast. Come over immediately and play me guitar.

Thursday, April 25, 2013 01:46:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pearl Jam's show at State College PA in 2003 is giving me the most goosebumps right now.

Thursday, April 25, 2013 01:37:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

I want a puppy

Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:39:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

How dumb I am. I just had a panic attack because I thought I left my phone on Gabe's desk b/c we were testing. UM. I used my phone all night

Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:01:28 AM from Twitter for Android

When I think of the name Nigel, I think of an ugly assed British dude with rotten choppers.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 07:35:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuntface behind me on the train: shut your speaking hole. You're screaming.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 06:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Jeff stop whining

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:49:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

COO told me to leave a good review for our Android App. I said do it once it didn't suck.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:30:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

The most ridiculous video you'll see of me and the Ecuadorians doing Jagerbombs junior year: http://t.co/ym4ZtXNDNz

Wednesday, April 24, 2013 01:51:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm watching Nurse Jackie (42 others checked-in) http://t.co/fj4Jv9OJAW #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 10:43:48 PM from GetGlue.com

Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 09:24:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx

Tuesday, April 23, 2013 08:33:14 PM from Twitter Web Client