This fuckin train takes takes too long. I'm moving to the city. Fuck this noise.

Monday, April 29, 2013 11:45:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick, Syskill, JP and Joe Stein are fuckin killing me right now.

Monday, April 29, 2013 09:57:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I would bang the Philly Cheese Steaks here at Woody's

Monday, April 29, 2013 08:37:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Gotta love the geeky flyers in the shitter at Google... http://t.co/oxGhaGrLsg

Monday, April 29, 2013 07:14:49 PM from Twitter for Android

...and that was a weekend. Jesus

Monday, April 29, 2013 09:45:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Frankie: "Dan. You either take a picture with Joe or I floss your teeth"

Sunday, April 28, 2013 07:58:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. We're alcoholics. No wonder I yacked http://t.co/cyserGbQ7T

Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:40:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Like your style, girl: "Oh no. No kids. Unless I pick one out and he's flawless"

Saturday, April 27, 2013 03:59:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Know what I miss when I was a kid? The Mover and I used to stay up late and watch the Yanks on the west coast and eat apple pie a la mode

Saturday, April 27, 2013 03:42:27 PM from Twitter for Android

My ego is larger than Mets runs allowed

Saturday, April 27, 2013 02:51:14 PM from Twitter for Android

#lolmets Ya kinda gotta feel bad for them.

Saturday, April 27, 2013 02:47:26 PM from Twitter for Android

#lolmets

Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:57:09 PM from Twitter for Android

"I hate the Mets, but I love this song" - Phillies fan

Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:48:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@mets Phillies fans are ugly

Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:42:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Cleary, you degenerate: "Oh shit. I forgot to bet on this fame. Now it won't be as fun." #loveit #bromance

Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:18:49 PM from Twitter for Android