Thank you barstool for that face down ass up article that popped into my newsfeed as my boss walked over... thanks
I mean... I don't think that request was out of line. This was the third time she turned off pearl jam.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:44:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android
"When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:09:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:46:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Daniel can eat a dick
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:36:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:59:49 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:49:41 PM from Twitter for Android
If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:48:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:23:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android
gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill
ANXIETY IS MAD HIGH AGAIN