This fuckin train takes takes too long. I'm moving to the city. Fuck this noise.
Derick, Syskill, JP and Joe Stein are fuckin killing me right now.
I would bang the Philly Cheese Steaks here at Woody's
Gotta love the geeky flyers in the shitter at Google... http://t.co/oxGhaGrLsg
...and that was a weekend. Jesus
Frankie: "Dan. You either take a picture with Joe or I floss your teeth"
Fuck. We're alcoholics. No wonder I yacked http://t.co/cyserGbQ7T
Saturday, April 27, 2013 11:40:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Like your style, girl: "Oh no. No kids. Unless I pick one out and he's flawless"
Saturday, April 27, 2013 03:59:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Know what I miss when I was a kid? The Mover and I used to stay up late and watch the Yanks on the west coast and eat apple pie a la mode
Saturday, April 27, 2013 03:42:27 PM from Twitter for Android
My ego is larger than Mets runs allowed
Saturday, April 27, 2013 02:51:14 PM from Twitter for Android
#lolmets Ya kinda gotta feel bad for them.
Saturday, April 27, 2013 02:47:26 PM from Twitter for Android
"I hate the Mets, but I love this song" - Phillies fan
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:48:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@mets Phillies fans are ugly
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:42:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Cleary, you degenerate: "Oh shit. I forgot to bet on this fame. Now it won't be as fun." #loveit #bromance
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:18:49 PM from Twitter for Android