Random thought: Do you think Will Smith banged those backing vocalist chicks n his song Miami? They sounded hot.
Really lookin forward to John's birthday celebraish, you guys. @SonicBlur23 and I are gonna run the beer pong table.
Pretty sure Samantha might murder me for being loud....
I just know. :-)
Totally pulled the recovery tonight at the #eltres celebraish. Almost yacked, but the CEO was in the wizzah so I forced myself not to.
Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful.
Crush cigs with the boss man. GFs mom catches me outside. Hhhhhhh
Got a cup of water. My boss was like "what a bitch. You were taking shots weren't you" #silverfox
I am the gassiest. And I have 2 Mexican/drinking parties este fin de semana. What's the over/under I end up shitting myself?
@tomwcleary Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You mean to tell me Bridgeport made it all the way to May without any homicides? #notevenremotelypossible
@MalJNew the QA intern who's trying to bang Polina
#eltres (@ Booker w/ @micheljam @rachellauren19) http://4sq.com/18hZq4J
Actual Hughlon quote on Skype: "Please tell this fuking guy to shut the fuk up over here"
Not sure what's fucked up more... Bynes or the build success rate for QA
Hughlon is a God Damn Baller