Random thought: Do you think Will Smith banged those backing vocalist chicks n his song Miami? They sounded hot.

Saturday, May 04, 2013 06:38:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Really lookin forward to John's birthday celebraish, you guys. @SonicBlur23 and I are gonna run the beer pong table.

Saturday, May 04, 2013 05:54:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure Samantha might murder me for being loud....

Saturday, May 04, 2013 01:37:43 AM from Twitter for Android

I just know. :-)

Saturday, May 04, 2013 01:30:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Totally pulled the recovery tonight at the #eltres celebraish. Almost yacked, but the CEO was in the wizzah so I forced myself not to.

Saturday, May 04, 2013 12:01:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful.

Friday, May 03, 2013 09:59:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Crush cigs with the boss man. GFs mom catches me outside. Hhhhhhh

Friday, May 03, 2013 07:52:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Got a cup of water. My boss was like "what a bitch. You were taking shots weren't you" #silverfox

Friday, May 03, 2013 06:35:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I am the gassiest. And I have 2 Mexican/drinking parties este fin de semana. What's the over/under I end up shitting myself?

Friday, May 03, 2013 04:18:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You mean to tell me Bridgeport made it all the way to May without any homicides? #notevenremotelypossible

Friday, May 03, 2013 02:15:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew the QA intern who's trying to bang Polina

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Friday, May 03, 2013 01:16:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

#eltres (@ Booker w/ @micheljam @rachellauren19) http://4sq.com/18hZq4J

Friday, May 03, 2013 12:09:34 PM from foursquare

Actual Hughlon quote on Skype: "Please tell this fuking guy to shut the fuk up over here"

Friday, May 03, 2013 11:28:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

Not sure what's fucked up more... Bynes or the build success rate for QA

Friday, May 03, 2013 10:11:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hughlon is a God Damn Baller

Friday, May 03, 2013 09:41:50 AM from Twitter Web Client