DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon
Paula: "What happened with the big balls?" Hughlon: "I can't answer that, it's an HR problem."
Words cannot even begin to describe how foul I am on a Monday morning right now, even though I promised to work on my attitude/positivity
...Or I can do it booker style... Write more shit code to handle the existing shit code....
The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code
If you don't think I'm taking an extended lunch tomorrow to visit Bluth's frozen banana stand, you're outside your mind.
Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch"
Happy Mother's Day all you mothers.
My aunt: "My daughter brought me kale chips, kale sister's ass... I'm sick of kale."
Dude who just got off this train is 100% Draco Malfoy.
@kerbear88 enjoyyyyyyyyy. Not gonna make it over. Cya next time
We don't need no MetroCard we taking cabs home cabs cabs home
Ordered a Philly cheasesteak.. Was nom. Then I ordered sliders. I'm a fatty
Me to C.J... "she loooooves meat"
I want Yuri tending my bar.... This is bullshit