SILVER FOX is awesome

Friday, April 19, 2013 07:39:49 PM from Twitter for Android

These tweets are the MOST unprofessional. But you know what/ I fix and do everything. So it is moot

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:37:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:37:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

gonna be fucked up all weekend, you guys

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:36:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

#irunthisbitch

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:35:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Gave our 18 year old intern copious amounts of alcohol in front of his boss who advised me not to. Because I don't respect the drinking age.

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:35:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our recruter's saggy floppers just left the building!

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:33:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

OK that was really insensitive. I'm a terrible person.

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Popped champagne in celebration of me all over the CE team. They freaked out and thought it was a gun and or bomb. Too soon?

Friday, April 19, 2013 06:31:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss forgot to hand in my expense report, so I did it for him. #makemeamanagercunts

Friday, April 19, 2013 05:47:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

For real. The recruiter with the saggy titties I mentioned earlier has her shirt rolled up and tied like a tween showing her back/stomach

Friday, April 19, 2013 05:40:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Kevin "Silver Fox" Awesome Server Dood

Friday, April 19, 2013 05:13:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

As usual, the office beer is pretty rough

Friday, April 19, 2013 05:07:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm gonna start hashtagging #bitches whenever I do something boss, because bitches are awesome

Friday, April 19, 2013 03:37:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever wrote the build script for our API documentation is a fuckin cunt muscle

Friday, April 19, 2013 03:27:42 PM from Twitter Web Client