Christ. Breath live at state college just came on and GOD damn it Mike McCready can play a guitar

Thursday, May 02, 2013 09:25:05 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin I thought you hated virtualbox... All the kids use VMWare

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Thursday, May 02, 2013 09:23:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Only three types of farts possible on the train: Silent but deadly, loud & deadly and just plain loud. You'll never sneak em...

Thursday, May 02, 2013 09:20:29 PM from Twitter for Android

There is NO way I fit into this small assed t shirt..

Thursday, May 02, 2013 05:02:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm fat

Thursday, May 02, 2013 11:08:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ummm. Not sure how I should take this but @MalJNew just called me a lesbian. Hhhhh

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:25:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 08:28:46 PM from Twitter for Android

New work meme: #eltres
(for the Tres de Mayo shitshow)

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 05:40:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

My FTP server legit doesn't give a fuck. It just returned: 200 Don't care http://t.co/nVFVvrAUzJ

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 04:02:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

Observation: That batshit CE girl must not be all hopped up on coke anymore because she's been reallllll low-keyed lately

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 03:08:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm getting my interns confused... Because they are dudes and not relevant to my interests.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 02:55:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm a metrotextual: http://t.co/cEeSaOUQVi

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 02:42:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

But is this not the ugliest fucking building in the history of buildings? Fuckin scrap of peeling steel beams http://t.co/Yf1YVibVt2

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 01:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Gonna add full text search to my twitter app instead of a %like% match. I was sick of assist coming up when I searched for ass

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 12:40:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Looking forward to #eltres

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 11:21:37 AM from Twitter for Android