Christ. Breath live at state college just came on and GOD damn it Mike McCready can play a guitar
@XtinaSchelin I thought you hated virtualbox... All the kids use VMWare
Only three types of farts possible on the train: Silent but deadly, loud & deadly and just plain loud. You'll never sneak em...
There is NO way I fit into this small assed t shirt..
I'm fat
Ummm. Not sure how I should take this but @MalJNew just called me a lesbian. Hhhhh
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:25:34 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 08:28:46 PM from Twitter for Android
New work meme: #eltres
(for the Tres de Mayo shitshow)
My FTP server legit doesn't give a fuck. It just returned: 200 Don't care http://t.co/nVFVvrAUzJ
Observation: That batshit CE girl must not be all hopped up on coke anymore because she's been reallllll low-keyed lately
I'm getting my interns confused... Because they are dudes and not relevant to my interests.
I'm a metrotextual: http://t.co/cEeSaOUQVi
But is this not the ugliest fucking building in the history of buildings? Fuckin scrap of peeling steel beams http://t.co/Yf1YVibVt2
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 01:29:29 PM from Twitter for Android
Gonna add full text search to my twitter app instead of a %like% match. I was sick of assist coming up when I searched for ass
Looking forward to #eltres
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 11:21:37 AM from Twitter for Android