Lol. Asian woman trying to parallel park
Saturday, April 13, 2013 10:59:55 AM from Twitter for Android
My boy Mohammed is back in his food cart and he's awesome!
Really? 12 digit password limit? For fucks sake
Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches
Ticketmaster and the NY Mets assed 95 year old NY Yankkes can suck my dick
Ah shit. I need to check in code and update a ticket. Had some burrrrrs. Hope I don;t fuck it up
Since when did I become a fucking lightweight. Like 3 IPAs and I'm silly
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AT THIS SHIT FUCKING HOLE #BOOKER
This feedly bug drives me batshit: http://t.co/OADtZ2Xzj0
Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit...
Watching a DB shrink has got to be the most boring fucking thing ever. It's 3:30 AM. I need to get my life together
This database is taking fucking years to restore. Bitch ass trick
The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF
@__JLu lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info.
Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:33:14 PM from Twitter for Android
@portfolioso lol caught me. Got drunk one day and bought that and didn't want to put my real info.
Thursday, April 11, 2013 10:30:54 PM from Twitter for Android