I'm sorry but CitiField food is god damn baller

Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:16:43 PM from Twitter for Android

The combo of these strutting jeans and boxer briefs make it impossible to take a leak. Can't whip it out, you guys. And I'm drinking a lot.

Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:15:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Jim Dolan's in his suite licking lollipops and slut vajay

Friday, April 26, 2013 10:44:38 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: Cuncel Da Celtics

Friday, April 26, 2013 10:33:19 PM from Twitter for Android

MO is a mofuggin boss

Friday, April 26, 2013 10:32:53 PM from Twitter for Android

If the Celtics come back and win, Danny's gotta do a nakey lap

Friday, April 26, 2013 09:18:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Might actually cunt punt Grace for being an absolute wise cracking bitch ass. Go off on her Joe Pesce style, like Spider in Goodfellas

Friday, April 26, 2013 03:51:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Not pleased that my fountain soda is empty

Friday, April 26, 2013 09:28:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

I really need to blast one out right now and this cab isn't the greatest for it.

Friday, April 26, 2013 12:39:10 AM from Twitter for Android

I am Queens Boulevard

Friday, April 26, 2013 12:36:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo for real. I better be as hot as my boss in 10 years

Thursday, April 25, 2013 10:53:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck. I just pulled a George Brett at the bar. Use your imagination

Thursday, April 25, 2013 09:33:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Silver fox is killing it with swagger over at this ping pong bar

Thursday, April 25, 2013 08:47:01 PM from Twitter for Android

@Lennon just show up and grab his junk

Thursday, April 25, 2013 05:41:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Really looking forward to getting schloppy at the dev drink night, you guys.

Thursday, April 25, 2013 05:29:15 PM from Twitter for Android