Waitress ass bitch. can't you see I'm batshit crazy right now? Let me get a beer asshole.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 02:37:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Bitch bring me another beer.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 02:29:25 PM from Twitter for Android

If they keep up this shit over here, I'm gonna end up worse than Bynes #booker

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 01:29:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hughlon is a wonderful man

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 01:00:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nervous breakdown starts now

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 12:37:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hobbs is already trying to fuck the new project managers. They've been here 5 minutes

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:46:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu I was just thinking that.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:45:32 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. I've been running this bitch MY WAY for 2 years and this guy comes in and wants to switch it all up.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:39:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Which one of you motherfuckers up in sales can get me a xanax?

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:10:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Walk faster cunts

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:58:52 AM from Twitter for Android

@Fantasy_Mania Cuncel my fantasy team.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:28:54 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: 'Murrrrrrica http://bit.ly/142tFJA

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:29:27 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Why do all Armenians' last names end in -ian?

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 09:21:53 PM from Twitter for Android

In a merpy mood caused by giving too many fucks. I shouldn't care. Aka boss man wants to use rpm, I want to compile from source.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 06:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android

CHILL SON. MY SHIT TAKES VALID ARGUMENTS http://t.co/Uox5lhg2AG

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:32:27 PM from Twitter Web Client