Cuntface behind me on the train: shut your speaking hole. You're screaming.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 06:37:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Jeff stop whining
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:49:19 AM from Twitter Web Client
COO told me to leave a good review for our Android App. I said do it once it didn't suck.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 11:30:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
The most ridiculous video you'll see of me and the Ecuadorians doing Jagerbombs junior year: http://t.co/ym4ZtXNDNz
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 01:51:00 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm watching Nurse Jackie (42 others checked-in) http://t.co/fj4Jv9OJAW #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie
Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back
Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx
IIS + PHP = ASS (use linux with php) #bitches
Niraj: "Bring the sexy back"
Joe S thought it was all my monitors that raised the temp by my desk. He didn't realize it was me. #struttin #bitches
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 03:09:46 PM from Twitter for Android
Legit takes these elevators hours to show up.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 01:05:37 PM from Twitter for Android
@XtinaSchelin Fuck Firefox
This is #strutfest 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 08:12:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Gonna strut dat ass to work tomorrow with ripped Diesels and a pink T-shirt. #bitches
Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:05:37 AM from Twitter for Android