Maybe I'm a cocky douchebag, but I just looked in the mirror and realized how important I am.

Monday, April 22, 2013 11:10:40 PM from Twitter for Android

The aunties are excellent

Monday, April 22, 2013 11:02:02 PM from Twitter for Android

CCs pitching like ass

Monday, April 22, 2013 07:58:21 PM from Twitter for Android

This train operator is an absolute nooblet at aligning this train onto the walkway platforms. Shits taking mad hours.

Sunday, April 21, 2013 09:53:56 PM from Twitter for Android

THAT is what they call a lazy Sunday...

Sunday, April 21, 2013 08:21:07 PM from Twitter for Android

311 Pandora is chill as fuck

Sunday, April 21, 2013 03:30:07 PM from Twitter for Android

#shitnogirlsays This thing has too many diamonds on it.

Sunday, April 21, 2013 04:34:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Happy 420 to ya, you guys

Saturday, April 20, 2013 08:53:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Mals. Chest out. Be proud

Saturday, April 20, 2013 08:24:18 PM from Twitter for Android

B.I.G P.O.P.P.A

Saturday, April 20, 2013 07:39:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Nostalgia: I loved when I had trail bologna and Doritos for breakfast at Mals.

Saturday, April 20, 2013 04:40:16 PM from Twitter for Android

The fucking party bus was sitting there pumping saying what the fuck on the party bus. 42d st.

Friday, April 19, 2013 10:07:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "Joe's like- 'App 2 is down'"

Friday, April 19, 2013 09:51:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give.

Friday, April 19, 2013 09:27:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Up there. As much as round things.

Friday, April 19, 2013 09:04:49 PM from Twitter for Android