@lennon One year ago today, in response to last year's 4th de mayo party: https://t.co/63RrjDADxp

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:22:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Can't wait to get lung cancer from the WTC dust that's in my building's ventilation system. Ever since I moved here, I sneeze like a mother

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:18:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Syskill: "for real, there are more cocks than tits upstairs."

Monday, May 06, 2013 06:11:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Brain is SO fried I just wrote this rambling sentence: "we're all shot all day tomorrow it's the tech meeting and brent all day"

Monday, May 06, 2013 06:08:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

The front end team needs to shut the fuck up, those loud bastards

Monday, May 06, 2013 03:47:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

OMG these peppers and egg sangwiches are bawhss

Monday, May 06, 2013 12:24:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yes, you can put my report in your folder anytime you want.

Monday, May 06, 2013 11:56:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty http://bit.ly/13cDR3v

Monday, May 06, 2013 11:02:17 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Cute ending this week http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue #karmasabitch @SHO_Jackie

Monday, May 06, 2013 02:44:52 AM from GetGlue.com

New blog post: Get a Load of this Dickhead Corrupt Judge http://bit.ly/16b04Sv

Monday, May 06, 2013 01:04:42 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Private garbage truck in the hood/bx shows up at 11:30. Car backs up and unloads the trunk. Both pull away. Pretty sure that was a body..

Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:37:32 PM from Twitter for Android

11:15 at night and my grandma decides to make me not one but two peppers and egg sandwiches for lunch tomorrow at work

Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:24:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Woke up with my boxers on inside out... Wut

Sunday, May 05, 2013 11:55:53 AM from Twitter for Android

And for anyone who actually does give a fuck. I made it home safe.

Sunday, May 05, 2013 03:59:05 AM from Twitter for Android

@dannyrob88 walking solo in e hood. Hope I don't get robbed

In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet

Sunday, May 05, 2013 03:44:18 AM from Twitter for Android