Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:46:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Daniel can eat a dick

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:36:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:59:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:49:41 PM from Twitter for Android

If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:48:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:23:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android

gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 06:04:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

ANXIETY IS MAD HIGH AGAIN

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 05:18:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'd tell this guy to eat a dick for making me downgrade redis, but he'd like it. so he should lick a box instead

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 04:30:00 PM from Twitter Web Client

fuck xanax. couple of beers do the same thing

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 03:20:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever's ass is bending down loading dishes into the dishwasher, please stop before Mal yells at me for staring.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 03:12:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

GIO is my dude also. Real people have my back.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 03:08:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 02:56:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Mad at boss? Just go to the bar and pound beers. Problem solved

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 02:52:11 PM from Twitter for Android