I really need to blast one out right now and this cab isn't the greatest for it.
I am Queens Boulevard
Yo for real. I better be as hot as my boss in 10 years
Thursday, April 25, 2013 10:53:37 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck. I just pulled a George Brett at the bar. Use your imagination
Thursday, April 25, 2013 09:33:36 PM from Twitter for Android
Silver fox is killing it with swagger over at this ping pong bar
Thursday, April 25, 2013 08:47:01 PM from Twitter for Android
@Lennon just show up and grab his junk
Thursday, April 25, 2013 05:41:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Really looking forward to getting schloppy at the dev drink night, you guys.
Thursday, April 25, 2013 05:29:15 PM from Twitter for Android
Am I the only one who thinks the Starbucks logo chick looks like she could be a freak in bed?
Thursday, April 25, 2013 04:27:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
be like " yo lemmie get liek mad skrillaz k thx got bills and shit to pay, word?'
Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:25:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
I need to stop going to bed after 4am...
Thursday, April 25, 2013 04:16:25 AM from Twitter for Android
Mike McCready is an absolute beast. Come over immediately and play me guitar.
Thursday, April 25, 2013 01:46:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
Pearl Jam's show at State College PA in 2003 is giving me the most goosebumps right now.
Thursday, April 25, 2013 01:37:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
I want a puppy
Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:39:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
How dumb I am. I just had a panic attack because I thought I left my phone on Gabe's desk b/c we were testing. UM. I used my phone all night
Thursday, April 25, 2013 12:01:28 AM from Twitter for Android
When I think of the name Nigel, I think of an ugly assed British dude with rotten choppers.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013 07:35:48 PM from Twitter for Android