Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:46:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Daniel can eat a dick
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:36:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:59:49 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:49:41 PM from Twitter for Android
If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:48:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:23:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android
gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill
ANXIETY IS MAD HIGH AGAIN
I'd tell this guy to eat a dick for making me downgrade redis, but he'd like it. so he should lick a box instead
fuck xanax. couple of beers do the same thing
Whoever's ass is bending down loading dishes into the dishwasher, please stop before Mal yells at me for staring.
GIO is my dude also. Real people have my back.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 03:08:56 PM from Twitter for Android
Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 02:56:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Mad at boss? Just go to the bar and pound beers. Problem solved
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 02:52:11 PM from Twitter for Android