Know what I miss when I was a kid? The Mover and I used to stay up late and watch the Yanks on the west coast and eat apple pie a la mode
Saturday, April 27, 2013 03:42:27 PM from Twitter for Android
My ego is larger than Mets runs allowed
Saturday, April 27, 2013 02:51:14 PM from Twitter for Android
#lolmets Ya kinda gotta feel bad for them.
Saturday, April 27, 2013 02:47:26 PM from Twitter for Android
"I hate the Mets, but I love this song" - Phillies fan
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:48:28 PM from Twitter for Android
@mets Phillies fans are ugly
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:42:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Cleary, you degenerate: "Oh shit. I forgot to bet on this fame. Now it won't be as fun." #loveit #bromance
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:18:49 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm sorry but CitiField food is god damn baller
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:16:43 PM from Twitter for Android
The combo of these strutting jeans and boxer briefs make it impossible to take a leak. Can't whip it out, you guys. And I'm drinking a lot.
Saturday, April 27, 2013 01:15:24 PM from Twitter for Android
Jim Dolan's in his suite licking lollipops and slut vajay
RT @KFCBarstool: Cuncel Da Celtics
MO is a mofuggin boss
If the Celtics come back and win, Danny's gotta do a nakey lap
Might actually cunt punt Grace for being an absolute wise cracking bitch ass. Go off on her Joe Pesce style, like Spider in Goodfellas
Not pleased that my fountain soda is empty