I am the gassiest. And I have 2 Mexican/drinking parties este fin de semana. What's the over/under I end up shitting myself?
@tomwcleary Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You mean to tell me Bridgeport made it all the way to May without any homicides? #notevenremotelypossible
@MalJNew the QA intern who's trying to bang Polina
#eltres (@ Booker w/ @micheljam @rachellauren19) http://4sq.com/18hZq4J
Actual Hughlon quote on Skype: "Please tell this fuking guy to shut the fuk up over here"
Not sure what's fucked up more... Bynes or the build success rate for QA
Hughlon is a God Damn Baller
Christ. Breath live at state college just came on and GOD damn it Mike McCready can play a guitar
@XtinaSchelin I thought you hated virtualbox... All the kids use VMWare
Only three types of farts possible on the train: Silent but deadly, loud & deadly and just plain loud. You'll never sneak em...
There is NO way I fit into this small assed t shirt..
I'm fat
Ummm. Not sure how I should take this but @MalJNew just called me a lesbian. Hhhhh
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 10:25:34 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm really curious on where the word cocky came from... Like... "Here's how awesome my huge dick is. Enjoy it" is LITERALLY cocky.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013 08:28:46 PM from Twitter for Android
New work meme: #eltres
(for the Tres de Mayo shitshow)