This 55" display they got me for "system status" is going to be my dedicated office trolling, Netflix, HBO GO and Showtime Anytime TV. Duh

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:46:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

OVERHEARD at Booker... Paula, our recruiter. "I think the bigger ones are better. I want a big one" (computer displays you sick bitch)

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 11:16:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

@XtinaSchelin Go to bed

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 01:45:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Does it make me sick that I was kind of rooting for Grace to take ex and smoke weed? http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue @SHO_Network

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 12:21:12 AM from GetGlue.com

Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers

Monday, May 13, 2013 06:45:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean. I'm just having the greatest day. Why not make me miss all my trains. :-) <3 the MTA. The best!!!!!

Monday, May 13, 2013 06:44:32 PM from Twitter for Android

The Skype (sun) smiley is the happiest thing ever

Monday, May 13, 2013 05:36:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

Actually sick to my stomach

Monday, May 13, 2013 04:46:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Bluth’s Frozen Banana Stand w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/10ulq5b

Monday, May 13, 2013 03:52:10 PM from foursquare

DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon

Monday, May 13, 2013 03:17:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Paula: "What happened with the big balls?" Hughlon: "I can't answer that, it's an HR problem."

Monday, May 13, 2013 12:19:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Words cannot even begin to describe how foul I am on a Monday morning right now, even though I promised to work on my attitude/positivity

Monday, May 13, 2013 09:51:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

...Or I can do it booker style... Write more shit code to handle the existing shit code....

Monday, May 13, 2013 02:24:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code

Monday, May 13, 2013 02:15:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

If you don't think I'm taking an extended lunch tomorrow to visit Bluth's frozen banana stand, you're outside your mind.

Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:05:40 PM from Twitter for Android