This 55" display they got me for "system status" is going to be my dedicated office trolling, Netflix, HBO GO and Showtime Anytime TV. Duh
OVERHEARD at Booker... Paula, our recruiter. "I think the bigger ones are better. I want a big one" (computer displays you sick bitch)
@XtinaSchelin Go to bed
Does it make me sick that I was kind of rooting for Grace to take ex and smoke weed? http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue @SHO_Network
Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers
I mean. I'm just having the greatest day. Why not make me miss all my trains. :-) <3 the MTA. The best!!!!!
The Skype (sun) smiley is the happiest thing ever
Actually sick to my stomach
I'm at Bluth’s Frozen Banana Stand w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/10ulq5b
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon
Paula: "What happened with the big balls?" Hughlon: "I can't answer that, it's an HR problem."
Words cannot even begin to describe how foul I am on a Monday morning right now, even though I promised to work on my attitude/positivity
...Or I can do it booker style... Write more shit code to handle the existing shit code....
The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code
If you don't think I'm taking an extended lunch tomorrow to visit Bluth's frozen banana stand, you're outside your mind.