This rum and coke blows.
Yo. If I lose this beer pong tournament, I'll shake a bitch
Real talk with my boy Danny
Me to Danny: "Bitch. Make me a taco"
I gotta cut this red bull and drinks out before I have a fuckin heart attack
Danny: "What Disney villain would you wanna fuck if you had the chance? Id definitely pick the evil queen in Snow White because she's kinky"
Cruella Deville? She's a milf.
Random thought: Do you think Will Smith banged those backing vocalist chicks n his song Miami? They sounded hot.
Really lookin forward to John's birthday celebraish, you guys. @SonicBlur23 and I are gonna run the beer pong table.
Pretty sure Samantha might murder me for being loud....
I just know. :-)
Totally pulled the recovery tonight at the #eltres celebraish. Almost yacked, but the CEO was in the wizzah so I forced myself not to.
Yes. I'm just being the drunkest assed most hypocritical motherfucker ever in front of Mals mom. Wonderful.
Crush cigs with the boss man. GFs mom catches me outside. Hhhhhhh
Got a cup of water. My boss was like "what a bitch. You were taking shots weren't you" #silverfox