Where the fuck is my frontend team?
They got me a ThinkPad for work. Love me a clit mouse http://t.co/w2uUcMF0q4 (For real, It's so much better than a touchpad)
Someone's Skype status is "I'm coming for you, BlackBerry Z10" Dude needs to re-evaluate his life... Blackberries were cool in like 2006
Cuncel da Hughes
get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:23:29 PM from Twitter for Android
In a broken train car with no AC. Might be a hundo right now
Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:03:57 PM from Twitter for Android
What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04
I am gonna buy the watering hole. Me Mals and Brad are here. Private bar. Private party
Bucky makes some mean 'chos
So romantic... @maljnew: "If my card goes through, I'll get us a cab home tonight"
Mariano is just the best. I was broin out with my dude Bucky, @wateringholenyc chef talking about my boys the Yankees
Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did
@wateringholenyc is blasting all the 80s carnal jams. @RockNationRadio wishes he could be here right now
Um. Where's my neon girl, jukebox machine?
I might need another one of these Netta G&Ts. Going down real smooth. Summer's almost here bitchessss