Where the fuck is my frontend team?

Thursday, May 16, 2013 02:54:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

They got me a ThinkPad for work. Love me a clit mouse http://t.co/w2uUcMF0q4 (For real, It's so much better than a touchpad)

Thursday, May 16, 2013 12:33:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Someone's Skype status is "I'm coming for you, BlackBerry Z10" Dude needs to re-evaluate his life... Blackberries were cool in like 2006

Thursday, May 16, 2013 09:18:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel da Hughes

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 09:56:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

get the fuck off my team, Phil Hughes edition

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:23:29 PM from Twitter for Android

In a broken train car with no AC. Might be a hundo right now

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 07:03:57 PM from Twitter for Android

What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 05:06:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am gonna buy the watering hole. Me Mals and Brad are here. Private bar. Private party

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:54:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Bucky makes some mean 'chos

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:57 PM from Twitter for Android

So romantic... @maljnew: "If my card goes through, I'll get us a cab home tonight"

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:41:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Mariano is just the best. I was broin out with my dude Bucky, @wateringholenyc chef talking about my boys the Yankees

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:34:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:23:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@wateringholenyc is blasting all the 80s carnal jams. @RockNationRadio wishes he could be here right now

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:17:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Um. Where's my neon girl, jukebox machine?

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 09:24:19 PM from Twitter for Android

I might need another one of these Netta G&Ts. Going down real smooth. Summer's almost here bitchessss

Tuesday, May 14, 2013 09:18:45 PM from Twitter for Android