Somehow, it always comes down to this http://t.co/K1DhHxwMi8

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 09:42:00 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo. I'm all about ripping ass, but putting charcol in your pants is way too far: http://t.co/VPo0xMexbp

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 09:09:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

Finally, the MTA has done something right. AC on full blast. It's an ice cube in here and I LOVE it!

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 08:07:55 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew I don't have a big ego. I have an awesome ego

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 08:00:03 AM from Twitter for Android

@mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:49:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Can you believe this fuckin guy legit left me on my own for this maintenance?

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 12:48:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm watching Nurse Jackie (85 others checked-in) http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue @SHO_Network

Monday, May 20, 2013 11:25:46 PM from GetGlue.com

Almost just fell asleep standing on the train. Freaked then car out because I looked like I was going to collapse

Monday, May 20, 2013 06:58:45 PM from Twitter for Android

The WORST headache and reflux right now

Monday, May 20, 2013 02:55:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Google hangouts in gmail is a bunch of bullshit. Fuckin product is half asssed.

Monday, May 20, 2013 12:32:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

She likes to burn

Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:17:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit and corruption

Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:08:06 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm just the happiest!!!!!

Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:56:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Wait a sec.... Is it narcissistic to jack off to a picture of yourself? I mean look at me. I'm just sayin. Its gotta be fine...

Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:08:46 PM from Twitter for Android

This N train smells like cigarettes and dirty, sweaty sponges

Saturday, May 18, 2013 06:36:49 PM from Twitter for Android