Which one of you motherfuckers up in sales can get me a xanax?

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:10:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Walk faster cunts

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:58:52 AM from Twitter for Android

@Fantasy_Mania Cuncel my fantasy team.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 11:28:54 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: 'Murrrrrrica http://bit.ly/142tFJA

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:29:27 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Why do all Armenians' last names end in -ian?

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 09:21:53 PM from Twitter for Android

In a merpy mood caused by giving too many fucks. I shouldn't care. Aka boss man wants to use rpm, I want to compile from source.

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 06:16:36 PM from Twitter for Android

CHILL SON. MY SHIT TAKES VALID ARGUMENTS http://t.co/Uox5lhg2AG

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:32:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

@lennon One year ago today, in response to last year's 4th de mayo party: https://t.co/63RrjDADxp

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:22:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Can't wait to get lung cancer from the WTC dust that's in my building's ventilation system. Ever since I moved here, I sneeze like a mother

Tuesday, May 07, 2013 10:18:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Syskill: "for real, there are more cocks than tits upstairs."

Monday, May 06, 2013 06:11:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Brain is SO fried I just wrote this rambling sentence: "we're all shot all day tomorrow it's the tech meeting and brent all day"

Monday, May 06, 2013 06:08:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

The front end team needs to shut the fuck up, those loud bastards

Monday, May 06, 2013 03:47:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

OMG these peppers and egg sangwiches are bawhss

Monday, May 06, 2013 12:24:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yes, you can put my report in your folder anytime you want.

Monday, May 06, 2013 11:56:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If You Leave A Backpack Full of Trash in Grand Central, You Deserve the Death Penalty http://bit.ly/13cDR3v

Monday, May 06, 2013 11:02:17 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog