Somehow, it always comes down to this http://t.co/K1DhHxwMi8
Yo. I'm all about ripping ass, but putting charcol in your pants is way too far: http://t.co/VPo0xMexbp
Finally, the MTA has done something right. AC on full blast. It's an ice cube in here and I LOVE it!
@MalJNew I don't have a big ego. I have an awesome ego
@mollyCsouthern @MalJNew SUPER NOODLES!! RT @UberFacts In 2000, Japan named Instant Noodles their best invention of the 20th century.
Can you believe this fuckin guy legit left me on my own for this maintenance?
I'm watching Nurse Jackie (85 others checked-in) http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue @SHO_Network
Almost just fell asleep standing on the train. Freaked then car out because I looked like I was going to collapse
The WORST headache and reflux right now
Google hangouts in gmail is a bunch of bullshit. Fuckin product is half asssed.
She likes to burn
Shit and corruption
I'm just the happiest!!!!!
Wait a sec.... Is it narcissistic to jack off to a picture of yourself? I mean look at me. I'm just sayin. Its gotta be fine...
This N train smells like cigarettes and dirty, sweaty sponges