Looking back at yesterday's tweets, I was fuckin off the wall. I'm chill today. Let's keep it like that. It's better for everyone

Thursday, May 09, 2013 09:39:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Thank you barstool for that face down ass up article that popped into my newsfeed as my boss walked over... thanks

Thursday, May 09, 2013 09:37:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

I mean... I don't think that request was out of line. This was the third time she turned off pearl jam.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:44:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Cunts

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:14:55 PM from Twitter for Android

#booker #eldiablo

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:14:49 PM from Twitter for Android

"When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:09:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:46:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Daniel can eat a dick

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:36:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks.

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:59:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:49:41 PM from Twitter for Android

If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:48:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:23:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android

gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill

Wednesday, May 08, 2013 06:04:27 PM from Twitter Web Client