Looking back at yesterday's tweets, I was fuckin off the wall. I'm chill today. Let's keep it like that. It's better for everyone
Thank you barstool for that face down ass up article that popped into my newsfeed as my boss walked over... thanks
I mean... I don't think that request was out of line. This was the third time she turned off pearl jam.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:44:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android
"When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 09:09:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Fuck you Daniel telling me I'm inexperienced. You know what else I was inexperienced at that I got good at quickly? I'll show your wife
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:46:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Daniel can eat a dick
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 08:36:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Derick's cracking up about how im telling everyone to eat a bag of dicks.
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:59:49 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean..... Whoever turned off pearl jam is a fuckin douche canoe
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:49:41 PM from Twitter for Android
If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:48:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:23:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Shitty day? No probs. Go to Dakota bar. Alice in Chains, mad season, Offspring, pearl jam, FUCK
Wednesday, May 08, 2013 07:20:44 PM from Twitter for Android
gotta admit. jeans is a fuckin sweet god damn talker. I was nervous as fuck to go in there and i ended up chill