I see Texiera is back. His vagina healed nicely.
This dude Tun Tun just walked over to me to tell me he was going to Skype me, sat down, and then Skyped me #craycray
Mal: "My dress had stains on it yesterday"
Aniusha: "Were they cum stains?"
gassy as a bastard
Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit"
It's 10:48 in the morning and the day before my birthday. It's unacceptable that the office keg was STILL not replaced.
Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw
Welp. Didn't fart or poop myself on this train home #greatsuccess
I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow and call Eric a cuntmunch
Yo. Had a draft of a tweet that made no sense. Don't even know what I was trying to say
@thomaswood http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV #metsaretheworst
Since when does the lower lever of GCT close early. This is bullshit. Ima piss all over the train bc they suck
Mad po po in this station. Safe. Yeahhhhh buddy
Julissa was like "GIOOOO how'd you get that tan" and I was like "Went to Vegas bro"
@KFCBarstool eat a dick. Mets always have and always will suck.