I'm at Bluth’s Frozen Banana Stand w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/10ulq5b

Monday, May 13, 2013 03:52:10 PM from foursquare

DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon

Monday, May 13, 2013 03:17:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Paula: "What happened with the big balls?" Hughlon: "I can't answer that, it's an HR problem."

Monday, May 13, 2013 12:19:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Words cannot even begin to describe how foul I am on a Monday morning right now, even though I promised to work on my attitude/positivity

Monday, May 13, 2013 09:51:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

...Or I can do it booker style... Write more shit code to handle the existing shit code....

Monday, May 13, 2013 02:24:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

The way I handle dates in my twitter app is 100% fuckup code. I need to rewite it. Fuckin code is worse than booker code

Monday, May 13, 2013 02:15:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

If you don't think I'm taking an extended lunch tomorrow to visit Bluth's frozen banana stand, you're outside your mind.

Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:05:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch"

Sunday, May 12, 2013 08:38:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Mother's Day all you mothers.

Sunday, May 12, 2013 08:28:14 PM from Twitter for Android

My aunt: "My daughter brought me kale chips, kale sister's ass... I'm sick of kale."

Sunday, May 12, 2013 08:27:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude who just got off this train is 100% Draco Malfoy.

Sunday, May 12, 2013 11:01:09 AM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 enjoyyyyyyyyy. Not gonna make it over. Cya next time

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Saturday, May 11, 2013 10:36:31 PM from Twitter for Android

We don't need no MetroCard we taking cabs home cabs cabs home

Saturday, May 11, 2013 09:11:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Ordered a Philly cheasesteak.. Was nom. Then I ordered sliders. I'm a fatty

Saturday, May 11, 2013 08:08:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Me to C.J... "she loooooves meat"

Saturday, May 11, 2013 07:47:15 PM from Twitter for Android