So drunk I tried to throw my cup into a speaker instead of a garbage can
I'm legit scared at what my tab's gonna be at this clip joint assed place. But: #yolo #bdayweekend
Gio: "I only give 6s and 7s. Everybody passes"
@kerbear88 fuck the fuckin subway
freshmen girls: Your mouth can't get pregnant
It's bullshit that the keg is kicked on my floor and I have to trek up to 19. CEO caught me carrying 2 pitchers down the stairs #WHATEVER
Its totes not 97, but I still hate the heat
This is bullshit http://t.co/oUPctyEUY7
We need to get this API developer Justin a lap dance and some strippers
Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Eric is a dumb bitch
New Alice in Chains is kinda weak. Oh wells
I'm pretty sure I dropped double what I ate over Memorial Day weekend... This is why I wasn't at my desk all day.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 01:24:12 AM from Twitter for Android
Going to have a little listen to that new Alice in Chains album that dropped
New blog post: Fuck You, Michael Kay http://bit.ly/19kNtvQ
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:01:45 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog