I want Yuri tending my bar.... This is bullshit
I think my tolerance is through the roof. Because I can drink all day and never feel hammered
I want Woody's in my mouth
Oh app4 is down? Good. I'd fix it but you said i needed more experience and don't pay me fairly so I'm out drinking instead. Eat a dick
Also, our system crashed today and I didn't fix it nor give a fuck. When they want to be fair to me, I'll care again.
Some dude just took a picture of three dudes at the urinal in the passed. Wtf
"Its been a long time since I've seen an Asian bouncer" -Joel
Thanks for the drink assistance at the bar, @MalJNew. Those tits are reallll useful for getting the bartender's attention
@MarkAbsher @MalJNew good times! Cray times!
This actually made me laugh outloud for like 30 seconds. Yes, I know I'm unstable: http://t.co/AOOuwwiau3
Watching our VP of Finance trying to use a NERF gun is something special...
Need a Dramamine for this train. I've been on ships that rocked less. Fuck this commute and the MTA
"I mean if getting shitfaced and grabbing your girlfriends ass makes you an embarrassment then Im an absolute fucking disgrace" @KFCBarstool
Relief... Floating in a stream
#booker: This will be me from now on: http://t.co/1ktWT9i5E8