Also this Valorie chick is fuckin crazy
I just told a gay I was straight but gay for Dave Grohl. Hhhhhh
@XtinaSchelin I scored a 39. You?
@XtinaSchelin Mal got an 11!
Oh the irony... Tried to call Google Play support from Google voice in gmail but it couldn't detect my mic. #googlefail
Should have been a baseball player. All you have to do is be amazing for like 3 weeks and then spend the rest of your life paid on the DL
Is Granderson fuckin for real? Dude's back for like 3 minutes and breaks his finger and goes back on the DL.
Fuckin washout. What a waste of Memorial Day Weekend
Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew
You do realize that I basically jizz my pants every time Pearl Jam's Black comes on at the bar, right?
@kerbear88 fuckin shithole
New blog post: Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck http://t.co/S0qQPrIc2d
Thursday, May 23, 2013 03:57:19 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Our VP of finance has the hots for me. Not sure how I feel about this since she has a son my age...
@thomaswood touche.
Just received an amazing text from the gf: "I'm going to bang the bartender. she's that hot" Fine by me, as long as I'm invited @maljnew