Also this Valorie chick is fuckin crazy

Saturday, May 25, 2013 08:18:25 PM from Twitter for Android

I just told a gay I was straight but gay for Dave Grohl. Hhhhhh

Saturday, May 25, 2013 08:13:49 PM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin I scored a 39. You?

In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet

Saturday, May 25, 2013 12:46:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh the irony... Tried to call Google Play support from Google voice in gmail but it couldn't detect my mic. #googlefail

Saturday, May 25, 2013 10:02:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Should have been a baseball player. All you have to do is be amazing for like 3 weeks and then spend the rest of your life paid on the DL

Friday, May 24, 2013 11:33:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Is Granderson fuckin for real? Dude's back for like 3 minutes and breaks his finger and goes back on the DL.

Friday, May 24, 2013 11:32:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin washout. What a waste of Memorial Day Weekend

Friday, May 24, 2013 04:46:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew

Thursday, May 23, 2013 09:31:36 PM from Twitter for Android

You do realize that I basically jizz my pants every time Pearl Jam's Black comes on at the bar, right?

Thursday, May 23, 2013 09:08:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 fuckin shithole

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Thursday, May 23, 2013 07:12:32 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Derek Jeter is Old as Fuck http://t.co/S0qQPrIc2d

Thursday, May 23, 2013 03:57:19 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Our VP of finance has the hots for me. Not sure how I feel about this since she has a son my age...

Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:48:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

#craigsagersuit

Wednesday, May 22, 2013 08:47:38 PM from Twitter for Android

@thomaswood touche.

In reply to @thomaswood's tweet

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 07:18:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Just received an amazing text from the gf: "I'm going to bang the bartender. she's that hot" Fine by me, as long as I'm invited @maljnew

Tuesday, May 21, 2013 01:18:23 PM from Twitter Web Client