Resolving bugs like a muddafucka

Friday, May 17, 2013 01:24:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck you man. I just doused myself in coke

Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:38:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Relax and take notes

Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:36:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This game is ugly

Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:30:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Xtina: "You God damned slack jawed junk slut"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 09:06:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal. Get your black ass to the bar. (Not just an expression. She's got the black badonkadonk)

Thursday, May 16, 2013 08:45:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Irina to Derick: "You need to smile more in office. I thought you were going to drink my blood. Now you're relaxed"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 08:21:55 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew boys > girls. Also give her a xanax. Then come to watering and drink with us

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Thursday, May 16, 2013 08:07:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "Balls is where they come from"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:48:32 PM from Twitter for Android

What's the over under Cisco banged Alena when she was visiting us from Kiev?

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:44:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: Breastchester

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:26:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Derick: "What the fuck do you know about Dominicans you Westchester-assed white boy"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 07:18:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Holy balls... Just tried the x86 Android emulator and it's fast as shit.

Thursday, May 16, 2013 05:05:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

Booker: Crashy McCrasherson

Thursday, May 16, 2013 03:33:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Smelly QA girl: Stop telling me when builds fail. I am alerted immediately and don't need your input. K thx

Thursday, May 16, 2013 02:59:49 PM from Twitter Web Client