Bucky makes some mean 'chos
So romantic... @maljnew: "If my card goes through, I'll get us a cab home tonight"
Mariano is just the best. I was broin out with my dude Bucky, @wateringholenyc chef talking about my boys the Yankees
Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did
@wateringholenyc is blasting all the 80s carnal jams. @RockNationRadio wishes he could be here right now
Um. Where's my neon girl, jukebox machine?
I might need another one of these Netta G&Ts. Going down real smooth. Summer's almost here bitchessss
This 55" display they got me for "system status" is going to be my dedicated office trolling, Netflix, HBO GO and Showtime Anytime TV. Duh
OVERHEARD at Booker... Paula, our recruiter. "I think the bigger ones are better. I want a big one" (computer displays you sick bitch)
@XtinaSchelin Go to bed
Does it make me sick that I was kind of rooting for Grace to take ex and smoke weed? http://t.co/dnRsaZdQfM #GetGlue @SHO_Network
Who needs a seat either. I'm perfectly fine standing ass to dick with random strangers
I mean. I'm just having the greatest day. Why not make me miss all my trains. :-) <3 the MTA. The best!!!!!
The Skype (sun) smiley is the happiest thing ever
Actually sick to my stomach