The WORST headache and reflux right now

Monday, May 20, 2013 02:55:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Google hangouts in gmail is a bunch of bullshit. Fuckin product is half asssed.

Monday, May 20, 2013 12:32:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

She likes to burn

Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:17:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit and corruption

Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:08:06 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm just the happiest!!!!!

Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:56:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Wait a sec.... Is it narcissistic to jack off to a picture of yourself? I mean look at me. I'm just sayin. Its gotta be fine...

Saturday, May 18, 2013 10:08:46 PM from Twitter for Android

This N train smells like cigarettes and dirty, sweaty sponges

Saturday, May 18, 2013 06:36:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Resolving bugs like a muddafucka

Friday, May 17, 2013 01:24:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck you man. I just doused myself in coke

Thursday, May 16, 2013 11:38:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Relax and take notes

Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:36:22 PM from Twitter for Android

This game is ugly

Thursday, May 16, 2013 10:30:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Xtina: "You God damned slack jawed junk slut"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 09:06:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal. Get your black ass to the bar. (Not just an expression. She's got the black badonkadonk)

Thursday, May 16, 2013 08:45:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Irina to Derick: "You need to smile more in office. I thought you were going to drink my blood. Now you're relaxed"

Thursday, May 16, 2013 08:21:55 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew boys > girls. Also give her a xanax. Then come to watering and drink with us

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Thursday, May 16, 2013 08:07:17 PM from Twitter for Android