Keep confusing Gabe and George. Oops

Thursday, June 06, 2013 07:34:40 PM from Twitter for Android

"On This Day in 1995, Ten is certified 9 times Platinum." just gave me chills

Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:04:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Basically admitted to my boss I was all fucked up when I did last night's maintenance (after it went perfectly, of course)

Thursday, June 06, 2013 10:24:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Is this a joke? People in Louisiana and Mississippi think sunshowers are the devil beating his wife? CRAY http://t.co/u16huUDQM2

Thursday, June 06, 2013 10:05:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dude, this room's buzzin. Whoa! It's the great outdoors!

Thursday, June 06, 2013 12:35:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Kindly suck a dick and go away while I fix my computerl problems. k Thx Die

Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:46:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can't get a fuckin thing done today.

Wednesday, June 05, 2013 11:54:48 AM from Twitter Web Client

@MarkAbsher Yes. That tree is a cray. Kind of reminds me of Angry Orchard cider

In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet

Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:23:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is absolutely unheard of. I went 6/4 without tweeting .WHAAAAAAAAA. (Busy at work and having a life I guess)

Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:18:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod

Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

But he's no Mo.... #ihavechills

Monday, June 03, 2013 10:01:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Love me some Robertson. #mancrushmonday

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:53:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu Yo hot dogs? Bah, sausage and peppers!

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:17:30 PM from Twitter for Android

LOVIN the Swisher chant from the bleacher creatures! Awwwwwwe

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:23:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Section 203. First time I'm chilling with @baldvinny and the rest of the Bleacher Creatures since 2008 in section 39 in the old house.

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android