Marks Karaoke may or may not have made me cry
I'm gonna karaoke sublime and if I dong get above a 94 IMA cry
I can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot
mad singers https://t.co/YJQq3r4X9A
MexiQue fucks you up https://t.co/AhLBhC2QyR
Threesome central station
I think I just drunk texted my gfs mom
Tom Petty is my jam. #sundayfunday
I just whacked myself in the dick with a belt
Don't fuck with my people. I'll come after you
Saturday, June 08, 2013 08:39:06 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean. When Lightning Crashes comes on at the bar, I'm getting hammered. @tomwcleary
Saturday, June 08, 2013 08:29:32 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets, step right up and waste 8 hours of your day losing to the worst team imaginable.
Saturday, June 08, 2013 07:51:07 PM from Twitter for Android
Gonna put @KFCBarstool on suicide watch over this 20 inning mets loss. Typical mets...
Saturday, June 08, 2013 07:50:47 PM from Twitter for Android