I mean. The only reason Hughes wasn't blown out was because I tweeted he would've been.
Hughes is pitching tonight? Yanks are fucked
"What... We didn't make out or anything. I just gave him a blow job" hhhhhh
I'm in slow motion right now
She went from Long Beach down to L.A
Also this Valorie chick is fuckin crazy
I just told a gay I was straight but gay for Dave Grohl. Hhhhhh
@XtinaSchelin I scored a 39. You?
@XtinaSchelin Mal got an 11!
Oh the irony... Tried to call Google Play support from Google voice in gmail but it couldn't detect my mic. #googlefail
Should have been a baseball player. All you have to do is be amazing for like 3 weeks and then spend the rest of your life paid on the DL
Is Granderson fuckin for real? Dude's back for like 3 minutes and breaks his finger and goes back on the DL.
Fuckin washout. What a waste of Memorial Day Weekend
Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew