It's okay... No one wants to blow up this shitty assed building

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:14:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

"This is a test from the lobby command center. BTW, the NYPD and FDNY are investigating a suspicious package and floors 8-12 were evacuated"

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:02:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

this new dba looks like she just got dug up fromthe grave

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 11:39:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

xanax.com/booker

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 09:48:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why isn't this workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg fuck

Monday, June 10, 2013 09:39:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

Honestly, as a soon-to-be former Google Fanboy and Apple hater, Google I/O was ASS compared to what Apple announced at WWDC.

Monday, June 10, 2013 08:42:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want it to snow!

Monday, June 10, 2013 08:33:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Legit needed to put ear plugs in to prevent myself from punching this dumb phone assed noisy bitch in the face

Monday, June 10, 2013 07:34:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Bunch of jokers on this train. Guy with jacket, tie and hardhat. Girl with flip phone making obnoxious key presses/sounds

Monday, June 10, 2013 07:21:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Everything fuckin sucks

Monday, June 10, 2013 06:27:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

If deeez fools dont get at leas a 90 this machines bullshit

Sunday, June 09, 2013 06:25:22 PM from Twitter for Android

I really need to learn to take criticism better

Sunday, June 09, 2013 06:09:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Maybe I really did suck. Because these other peeps were good and got a 75

Sunday, June 09, 2013 06:06:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin.... I got 100% on Alice in chains. Its not that I can't sing. Fuck off

Sunday, June 09, 2013 05:15:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Um. Eat my dick karaoke machine. I was fuckin 100x better than 52% asswipe

Sunday, June 09, 2013 05:11:09 PM from Twitter for Android