We need to get this API developer Justin a lap dance and some strippers

Thursday, May 30, 2013 10:34:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever

Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Eric is a dumb bitch

Wednesday, May 29, 2013 03:55:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

New Alice in Chains is kinda weak. Oh wells

Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:48:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm pretty sure I dropped double what I ate over Memorial Day weekend... This is why I wasn't at my desk all day.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013 01:24:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Going to have a little listen to that new Alice in Chains album that dropped

Wednesday, May 29, 2013 01:19:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Fuck You, Michael Kay http://bit.ly/19kNtvQ

Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:01:45 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

This is some bullshit

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:37:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Mother fuckin Michael Kay... God damn it... I knew Rivera was fucked the minute he said he was perfect all season

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:34:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Michael Kay just jinxed Rivera. Mark my words.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 11:30:47 PM from Twitter for Android

TK: shut the fuck up and put your tits away. You're the nastiest.

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 12:16:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can I get some coffee with that iced milk. You fuckin assholes. @DunkinDonuts http://t.co/paSVzwSWwc

Tuesday, May 28, 2013 08:48:31 AM from Twitter for Android

BYNES!!!!!

Monday, May 27, 2013 09:59:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Had so much fun with my @MalJNew today!!! 👍😃

Monday, May 27, 2013 09:50:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Philip 👍👍

Monday, May 27, 2013 09:12:19 PM from Twitter for Android