We need to get this API developer Justin a lap dance and some strippers
Just ripped ass on the train badly & got the WORST look from these two Asians in front of me. probs making fun of me in Japanese. #whatever
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 11:12:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Eric is a dumb bitch
New Alice in Chains is kinda weak. Oh wells
I'm pretty sure I dropped double what I ate over Memorial Day weekend... This is why I wasn't at my desk all day.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 01:24:12 AM from Twitter for Android
Going to have a little listen to that new Alice in Chains album that dropped
New blog post: Fuck You, Michael Kay http://bit.ly/19kNtvQ
Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:01:45 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
This is some bullshit
Mother fuckin Michael Kay... God damn it... I knew Rivera was fucked the minute he said he was perfect all season
Michael Kay just jinxed Rivera. Mark my words.
TK: shut the fuck up and put your tits away. You're the nastiest.
Can I get some coffee with that iced milk. You fuckin assholes. @DunkinDonuts http://t.co/paSVzwSWwc
BYNES!!!!!
Had so much fun with my @MalJNew today!!! 👍😃
Philip 👍👍