Jesus Christ. Yankess play like gems for 8 innings and now they suck ass

Sunday, June 16, 2013 06:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android

No bikes? Then what is the purpose of this bike rack? @ Duffer's http://t.co/rdiN7bKGoi

Saturday, June 15, 2013 09:04:04 PM from Instagram

Dude called me over to look at a fuckin TV and I thought the cops were at our door. Jesus

Saturday, June 15, 2013 09:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android

$10 to kill a man https://t.co/tEPm1sJoPx

Friday, June 14, 2013 08:34:16 PM from Vine for Android

Mal and I just won a rasta banana in dart balloon pop! I'm gonna name him Hughlon! @ Morey's Piers and… http://t.co/tLtwvM8LxN

Friday, June 14, 2013 08:29:07 PM from Instagram

Bitch get me a 30. @SonicBlur23

Friday, June 14, 2013 04:22:44 PM from Twitter for Android

See this is exactly the reason I don't drink out of hotel cups. John: "let's see if we can fit our dick and balls in this cup"

Friday, June 14, 2013 10:45:26 AM from Twitter for Android

"Dude. You need to wash your hands after eating because I just found marinara sauce in my pussy" Actual quote. Murrrrica.

Friday, June 14, 2013 01:44:30 AM from Twitter for Android

imaginary D https://t.co/ffEN9FbFP2

Friday, June 14, 2013 01:26:59 AM from Vine for Android

It don't cause no death, no disease.

Friday, June 14, 2013 12:53:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Tips for giving a good hand job: use your mouth.

Thursday, June 13, 2013 11:30:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Is this a pork beef stick? Man, I love beef sticks

Thursday, June 13, 2013 05:08:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Is thisbanpirk beef stock? Man, I love beef sticks

Thursday, June 13, 2013 05:05:14 PM from Twitter for Android

maljnew told me she was cleaning her room. Found her like this. http://t.co/T8QgIr0EJs

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:03:44 PM from Instagram

Vacation starts now bitches

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 07:54:16 PM from Twitter for Android