Jesus Christ. Yankess play like gems for 8 innings and now they suck ass
No bikes? Then what is the purpose of this bike rack? @ Duffer's http://t.co/rdiN7bKGoi
Dude called me over to look at a fuckin TV and I thought the cops were at our door. Jesus
Saturday, June 15, 2013 09:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android
$10 to kill a man https://t.co/tEPm1sJoPx
Mal and I just won a rasta banana in dart balloon pop! I'm gonna name him Hughlon! @ Morey's Piers and… http://t.co/tLtwvM8LxN
Bitch get me a 30. @SonicBlur23
See this is exactly the reason I don't drink out of hotel cups. John: "let's see if we can fit our dick and balls in this cup"
"Dude. You need to wash your hands after eating because I just found marinara sauce in my pussy" Actual quote. Murrrrica.
imaginary D https://t.co/ffEN9FbFP2
It don't cause no death, no disease.
Tips for giving a good hand job: use your mouth.
Thursday, June 13, 2013 11:30:09 PM from Twitter for Android
Is this a pork beef stick? Man, I love beef sticks
Thursday, June 13, 2013 05:08:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Is thisbanpirk beef stock? Man, I love beef sticks
Thursday, June 13, 2013 05:05:14 PM from Twitter for Android
maljnew told me she was cleaning her room. Found her like this. http://t.co/T8QgIr0EJs
Vacation starts now bitches
Wednesday, June 12, 2013 07:54:16 PM from Twitter for Android