Bob Dylan + The Band + @MalJNew + Margs + Lightning = awesome
Saturday, June 01, 2013 09:57:53 PM from Twitter for Android
That's right... @__JLu @kerbear88 http://t.co/IDHSmyD4jU
Saturday, June 01, 2013 08:18:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Led Zeppelin loving cabbie is TIGHT
Saturday, June 01, 2013 01:04:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Cabbie is borat
Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:53:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo. I'm rootin for Derick and Cho to bang. They're the cutest
Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:32:25 AM from Twitter for Android
Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail
I want a lap dance from Antonia
I see Texiera is back. His vagina healed nicely.
This dude Tun Tun just walked over to me to tell me he was going to Skype me, sat down, and then Skyped me #craycray
Mal: "My dress had stains on it yesterday"
Aniusha: "Were they cum stains?"
gassy as a bastard
Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit"
It's 10:48 in the morning and the day before my birthday. It's unacceptable that the office keg was STILL not replaced.
Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw
Welp. Didn't fart or poop myself on this train home #greatsuccess