Bob Dylan + The Band + @MalJNew + Margs + Lightning = awesome

Saturday, June 01, 2013 09:57:53 PM from Twitter for Android

That's right... @__JLu @kerbear88 http://t.co/IDHSmyD4jU

Saturday, June 01, 2013 08:18:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Led Zeppelin loving cabbie is TIGHT

Saturday, June 01, 2013 01:04:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Cabbie is borat

Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:53:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo. I'm rootin for Derick and Cho to bang. They're the cutest

Saturday, June 01, 2013 12:32:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Dude. Stop being a pussy and just show him ur tits and suck his dick.... For real. No bitchin on twitter. Shoulda woulda coulda #fail

Friday, May 31, 2013 10:52:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I want a lap dance from Antonia

Friday, May 31, 2013 07:50:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I see Texiera is back. His vagina healed nicely.

Friday, May 31, 2013 07:43:08 PM from Twitter for Android

This dude Tun Tun just walked over to me to tell me he was going to Skype me, sat down, and then Skyped me #craycray

Friday, May 31, 2013 04:56:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Mal: "My dress had stains on it yesterday"
Aniusha: "Were they cum stains?"

Friday, May 31, 2013 03:20:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

gassy as a bastard

Friday, May 31, 2013 03:20:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit"

Friday, May 31, 2013 02:50:09 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 10:48 in the morning and the day before my birthday. It's unacceptable that the office keg was STILL not replaced.

Friday, May 31, 2013 10:51:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuck the fuckin 4/5 train in the ass with a chainsaw

Friday, May 31, 2013 09:30:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp. Didn't fart or poop myself on this train home #greatsuccess

Friday, May 31, 2013 01:10:55 AM from Twitter for Android