Also, I just grabbed Antonia's ass and request a lap dance.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 07:53:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Ghost stories with Hughlon

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 07:52:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean, I'd be going to the bar, but our system crashes every single day of the week and twice on Sundays.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 06:16:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Eatadick dot com slash booker

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 05:57:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Too many dudes in this office. Fuckin shitter is full.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 05:52:29 PM from Twitter for Android

@MarkAbsher I know you only deal with social media, but why is Verizon 3G/4G absolutely useless in Lower Manhattan?

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 02:44:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm talking too loud? Okay. Now I wont talk at all.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 12:08:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

Our software is a fuckin piece of shit

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:49:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

Getting https configured for Microsoft webservices/APIs can actually suck my dick right now.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:07:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Texiera Injured his Vagina Again http://t.co/G4Z8AzJneX

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 05:32:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

This bitch needs more cores and RAM: http://t.co/kTvGFkIgT8

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 03:41:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

legend of a mind https://t.co/gZDoXt9Bqf

Monday, June 17, 2013 08:47:55 PM from Vine for Android

Our Marketing department in charge of our website can actually go fuck themselves

Monday, June 17, 2013 09:47:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm cunceling this game right now

Sunday, June 16, 2013 06:35:20 PM from Twitter for Android

6-0 in the bottom of the 9th and now its 6-5. This is some mets ass shit right now. Cuncel da game

Sunday, June 16, 2013 06:33:41 PM from Twitter for Android