Jesus fucking Christ Eric, you useless cunt. Stop fuckin badgering me with idiotic questions

Thursday, June 20, 2013 07:09:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm watchin Winnie the pooh. Someone give Eeyore a joint or some shit. Jesus

Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:43:00 AM from Twitter for Android

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Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:32:46 AM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 tell him to eat a bag of dicks

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Thursday, June 20, 2013 01:12:41 AM from Twitter for Android

Lol that looks cool

Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:48:44 AM from Twitter for Android

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Thursday, June 20, 2013 12:47:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta get up at 5 am to tend to our piece of shit software. Told the hr lady who's getting fires next week I came in fucked up. Lol

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 11:56:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Protip: don't let Lennon and Antonia bite both ur nips at the same time. But its hot

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:16:21 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew I said are you gonna be my girl

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:38:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm doing fireballs in honor of James Gandolfini. #TonySoprano #KillerKane

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:30:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Holy shit. My IT dude is the most amazing person ever. #staystrong my dude. You are so amazing and humble and people don't even realize it

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:29:33 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: RIP Tony Soprano.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:11:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Get the fuck out of here. James Gandolfini had a heart attack and died? Fuckin A. RIP dude.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 09:01:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Natalia: "What is sandy vagina" Me: "Kelly" Natalia: "Ahhhhh I get it now"

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 08:35:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Uhhhhhp. Pooped a little

Wednesday, June 19, 2013 07:58:46 PM from Twitter for Android