actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod

Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

But he's no Mo.... #ihavechills

Monday, June 03, 2013 10:01:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Love me some Robertson. #mancrushmonday

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:53:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu Yo hot dogs? Bah, sausage and peppers!

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:17:30 PM from Twitter for Android

LOVIN the Swisher chant from the bleacher creatures! Awwwwwwe

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:23:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Section 203. First time I'm chilling with @baldvinny and the rest of the Bleacher Creatures since 2008 in section 39 in the old house.

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:07:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@MarkAbsher GETTING IT. Do you know if it will have a pure Google experience, or Sense?

In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet

Monday, June 03, 2013 03:44:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

OH MY GOD. VINE IS NOW ON ANDROID. WHY ISN'T IT IN THE PLAY STORE YET? I have sexytime animations to create

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:58:24 AM from Twitter Web Client

What kind of dumb bitch setups up a load balancer to round robin to one server in the pool? #hood #booker #Niraj

Monday, June 03, 2013 09:57:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

OH MY GOD, BARRY is conductor on the 7:36!!! I'm taking this train everyday now. Fuck the 8:02 #tiger #sport #champ #boss #nowiggling

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:39:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:34:15 AM from Twitter for Android

My fat fuckin ass is walking to the train instead of getting a ride. Gotta add steps for my my Jawbone Up

Monday, June 03, 2013 07:24:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Murrrrrrrica kinda sucks: http://t.co/xhwAWVi3i6

Monday, June 03, 2013 12:43:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

What in the actual fuck is in my eye? Legit feels like there is sand in my eyelid

Sunday, June 02, 2013 06:12:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Yo train dude. Pull this rig the fuck out. Ain't got no time to be stopped at Fordham for like 10 mins

Sunday, June 02, 2013 03:18:14 PM from Twitter for Android