Fuckin spazz. My 10,00th tweet was "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet"
Welp, that's it folks. I planned an epic tweet for my 10k and missed i by drinking. Tweeted "Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet"
It could be classified as a weapon but sticks shit together: gluegun
Fuck. Hope I didn't hit my 10k tweet yet
Singing 90s techno with the Product Manager
@Lennon bitch beer is free at booker
Our intern is batshit and awesome. Love it.
Me: "This is not scaling. We really need to start sharding" Stein: "That's nasty!" Me: "SHARD. not shart. Jeez"
Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me
This new software manager Rao and Gabe need to shut the fuck up. I have earplugs and headphones on and I steal hear their loud asses
Tweet 9992...
If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray
I'm very disappointed how my twitter is less batshit crazy than it used to be. #maybeitprobablystillis I'll improve after 10,000