Motorola X Phone? Y U NO ON VERIZON?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 10:21:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

What should my 10,000th tweet be, you guys?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:58:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Looking at all the news and bullshit going on as of late, why hasn't anyone realized this country fuckin sucks and you're not actually free?

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 08:10:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Night, biddies

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 02:01:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin @arod. Steinbrenner must be spinning in his grave. #waste #getthefuckoffmyteam

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:47:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Probably a 70% chance I have IBS. #justsayin

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 12:41:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. My man crush Dave Roberson has a Twitter? Fuckin a. #nextyearscloser @DRob30

Tuesday, June 25, 2013 09:33:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sleepy

Tuesday, June 25, 2013 08:47:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@MarkAbsher I wish Verizon would focus on smartphones that don't suck instead of this robotic Droid bullshit.

In reply to @MarkAbsher's tweet

Monday, June 24, 2013 01:05:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

i cant tell if this new dev is a dude or a chick based on the top of his/her head peeping out of a cube

Monday, June 24, 2013 12:56:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

Someone give our intern an ambien. Stop coming over here 75 times and being hyper on a Monday morning. Jesus

Monday, June 24, 2013 09:50:17 AM from Twitter Web Client

A flat tire in the hood sounds excellent at 11:45. And I have work tomorrow.

Sunday, June 23, 2013 11:49:14 PM from Twitter for Android

@Dave_Jets why

In reply to @Dave_Jets's tweet

Sunday, June 23, 2013 03:24:45 PM from Twitter for Android

This bitch on the train is fuckin screaming

Sunday, June 23, 2013 03:18:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean..... I don't know what allergy is around, but my eyes are so red. Looks like I smoked a pound of weed you guys

Saturday, June 22, 2013 07:58:25 PM from Twitter for Android