Raul's playing the shittiest ass rules in beer pong. Obscure. He BLEW. What kind of guys blow. Guys finger son
Just ordered a bunch of strippers for Derick's Birthday (@ Hair of the Dog Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/16aE5bH
I'm listening to Glycerine (Acoustic) (Live) by Bush on Pandora #WINNING #EARSEX http://t.co/iYDYbDUgN9
#pandora
I wish the fucking intern wouldn't steal my nerf gun
This is a test tweet with a url in it: http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV
The only thing that would make this story more awesome would be if the chick murdered him Dexter style: http://t.co/OJfpMMvT1e
It's okay... No one wants to blow up this shitty assed building
"This is a test from the lobby command center. BTW, the NYPD and FDNY are investigating a suspicious package and floors 8-12 were evacuated"
this new dba looks like she just got dug up fromthe grave
Why isn't this workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg fuck
Honestly, as a soon-to-be former Google Fanboy and Apple hater, Google I/O was ASS compared to what Apple announced at WWDC.
I want it to snow!
Legit needed to put ear plugs in to prevent myself from punching this dumb phone assed noisy bitch in the face
Bunch of jokers on this train. Guy with jacket, tie and hardhat. Girl with flip phone making obnoxious key presses/sounds