The reason terrorists hate the United States is because our dumbass government doesn't mind its own fucking business: http://t.co/rnabwDPDRp

Saturday, June 29, 2013 11:40:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Um. I'm stealing Bella. She's perfect. http://t.co/onblhL61pk

Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:26:06 PM from Instagram

I almost got into not one, but three bar fights last night. JEEZZZZ

Saturday, June 29, 2013 10:00:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bau. We're tweetin a fool right now

Saturday, June 29, 2013 02:29:32 AM from Twitter for Android

⚡⚡the struggle is real ⚡⚡

Saturday, June 29, 2013 02:05:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Looks like Bynes is up to no good again on Twitter

Friday, June 28, 2013 06:03:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Welp Santeria came on so its fine

Friday, June 28, 2013 06:02:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't actually appreesh that. Ya know.... But I'll let it slide

Friday, June 28, 2013 06:02:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Ummmm. If ever Pearl Jams Alive comes on at the bar. I'm in heaven. #itjustdid #enjoyyy

Friday, June 28, 2013 05:57:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Vodka red bull pong ain't gonna turn out well #yolo

Friday, June 28, 2013 04:59:48 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 9AM and my hangover is requesting a halal cart gyro... But why are they only selling breakfast food?

Friday, June 28, 2013 09:28:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Colithika niga I suck yo dick

Friday, June 28, 2013 12:02:21 AM from Twitter for Android

Just got black girl "Gurlllfraaaand, talk to the hand" -ed

Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:15:13 PM from Twitter for Android

What I'd do for Joe Stein's hair...

Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:54:51 PM from Twitter for Android