Raul's playing the shittiest ass rules in beer pong. Obscure. He BLEW. What kind of guys blow. Guys finger son

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 07:27:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Just ordered a bunch of strippers for Derick's Birthday (@ Hair of the Dog Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/16aE5bH

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 06:56:47 PM from foursquare

I'm listening to Glycerine (Acoustic) (Live) by Bush on Pandora #WINNING #EARSEX http://t.co/iYDYbDUgN9
#pandora

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 01:53:39 PM from Pandora

I wish the fucking intern wouldn't steal my nerf gun

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 01:40:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is a test tweet with a url in it: http://t.co/F1XMkskXkV

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:34:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

The only thing that would make this story more awesome would be if the chick murdered him Dexter style: http://t.co/OJfpMMvT1e

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:15:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's okay... No one wants to blow up this shitty assed building

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:14:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

"This is a test from the lobby command center. BTW, the NYPD and FDNY are investigating a suspicious package and floors 8-12 were evacuated"

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 12:02:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

this new dba looks like she just got dug up fromthe grave

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 11:39:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

xanax.com/booker

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 09:48:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why isn't this workinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg fuck

Monday, June 10, 2013 09:39:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

Honestly, as a soon-to-be former Google Fanboy and Apple hater, Google I/O was ASS compared to what Apple announced at WWDC.

Monday, June 10, 2013 08:42:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

I want it to snow!

Monday, June 10, 2013 08:33:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Legit needed to put ear plugs in to prevent myself from punching this dumb phone assed noisy bitch in the face

Monday, June 10, 2013 07:34:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Bunch of jokers on this train. Guy with jacket, tie and hardhat. Girl with flip phone making obnoxious key presses/sounds

Monday, June 10, 2013 07:21:03 PM from Twitter for Android