Joe Stein showed up!!!!! Guys legit
Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:32:46 PM from Twitter for Android
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit.
Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:29:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I invited gramps to to the bar @BadPointer http://t.co/eakphLnWzq
Thursday, June 27, 2013 07:45:29 PM from Twitter for Android
I need 6 beers pronto. stat. immediately. ahora mismo. sofort.
Girl get your life together: "I can't find my glasses, I legit flashed Perry, and I have a thong on"
Can someone arrest ARod for murder or actually kill him so we can get this fucking joker off my team?
KILN: Y U SO SLOW?
@VZWpaul @MarkAbsher @VZWnews Actually make 4G go faster than 56k in Lower Manhattan and I'll be happy
Went to make myself an iced coffee and I think more coffee was all over the kitchen floor than in my cup #fail
I mean, I was going to go to bed before 1, but after watching the season 5 Finale of Nurse Jackie, I rewatched the pilot. Damn that was good
Thursday, June 27, 2013 03:04:53 AM from Twitter for Android
@teixeiramark25 you're a pussy. 100% guaranteed to get injured every year. Get off my team.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:20:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe…
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:03:56 PM from Twitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: Between Hernandez, filibusters, the gays, and Arod, twitter may break today. If Nelson Mandela kicks the bucket, it will 1…
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 02:41:00 PM from Twitter for Android
Xtina: "chrome + iframes + stylish == festering rat cock"
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 01:34:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Meanwhile in Russia :/ ... #USA!!!!!
Wednesday, June 26, 2013 11:30:06 AM from Twitter Web Client