Joe Stein showed up!!!!! Guys legit

Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:32:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit.

Thursday, June 27, 2013 09:29:19 PM from Twitter for Android

I invited gramps to to the bar @BadPointer http://t.co/eakphLnWzq

Thursday, June 27, 2013 07:45:29 PM from Twitter for Android

I need 6 beers pronto. stat. immediately. ahora mismo. sofort.

Thursday, June 27, 2013 05:49:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Girl get your life together: "I can't find my glasses, I legit flashed Perry, and I have a thong on"

Thursday, June 27, 2013 03:52:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Can someone arrest ARod for murder or actually kill him so we can get this fucking joker off my team?

Thursday, June 27, 2013 12:29:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

KILN: Y U SO SLOW?

Thursday, June 27, 2013 11:29:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

@VZWpaul @MarkAbsher @VZWnews Actually make 4G go faster than 56k in Lower Manhattan and I'll be happy

In reply to @VZWpaul's tweet

Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:05:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Went to make myself an iced coffee and I think more coffee was all over the kitchen floor than in my cup #fail

Thursday, June 27, 2013 10:04:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

I mean, I was going to go to bed before 1, but after watching the season 5 Finale of Nurse Jackie, I rewatched the pilot. Damn that was good

Thursday, June 27, 2013 03:04:53 AM from Twitter for Android

@teixeiramark25 you're a pussy. 100% guaranteed to get injured every year. Get off my team.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:20:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: 1 yr later and my @TWCable_NYC internet still fucking sucks. Thanks for nothing Time Warner. Hope all the bad things happe…

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 09:03:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @KFCBarstool: Between Hernandez, filibusters, the gays, and Arod, twitter may break today. If Nelson Mandela kicks the bucket, it will 1…

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 02:41:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Xtina: "chrome + iframes + stylish == festering rat cock"

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 01:34:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

Meanwhile in Russia :/ ... #USA!!!!!

Wednesday, June 26, 2013 11:30:06 AM from Twitter Web Client