Jesus Christ CC
Saturday, June 22, 2013 03:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android
"Sangria power hour sounds better that a classy lobster dinner" -@MalJNew yep... This is the girl I picked....
Saturday, June 22, 2013 01:30:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Love how I go to the beach and wear 15 and not reapply and be fine. @MalJNew put on 70 and is a lobster #thefairest vs #Sicilian #yeahbuddy
Saturday, June 22, 2013 01:29:04 PM from Twitter for Android
Pat: "I need 6 beers pronto"
Don't need an appetizer of fries, but #yolo (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/107XyZ9
Aniusha's ass is poppin. #DEMWHITEPANTS #DOMINICAN #DATASS STRUTTIN
Just wrong IMed one of our interns about how I ate lunch already, was still hungry and how fat I was #whoops
Hughlon: "I got some Percocet for allergies"
I might bang this wrap I made myself. Ham, turkey, provolone, bologna, oil and arugula. OMNOMNOMNOM
DevOpsJoe: "Is scary when production corporate site is patch and reboot take more than three minute on cloud server"
The internet on this phone can legitimately go fuck itself. Where's the fuckin HTC One on Verizon?
Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:00:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@BadPointer you stepped on xlib
Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android
Lol. The Yankees are bad
Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:46:32 PM from Twitter for Android
I need my bed
Fucking Federal Reserve... Causing the markets to blow up two days in a row.