Jesus Christ CC

Saturday, June 22, 2013 03:07:47 PM from Twitter for Android

"Sangria power hour sounds better that a classy lobster dinner" -@MalJNew yep... This is the girl I picked....

Saturday, June 22, 2013 01:30:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Love how I go to the beach and wear 15 and not reapply and be fine. @MalJNew put on 70 and is a lobster #thefairest vs #Sicilian #yeahbuddy

Saturday, June 22, 2013 01:29:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Pat: "I need 6 beers pronto"

Friday, June 21, 2013 02:34:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Don't need an appetizer of fries, but #yolo (@ O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/107XyZ9

Friday, June 21, 2013 02:17:20 PM from foursquare

Aniusha's ass is poppin. #DEMWHITEPANTS #DOMINICAN #DATASS STRUTTIN

Friday, June 21, 2013 02:12:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Just wrong IMed one of our interns about how I ate lunch already, was still hungry and how fat I was #whoops

Friday, June 21, 2013 01:47:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hughlon: "I got some Percocet for allergies"

Friday, June 21, 2013 01:22:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

I might bang this wrap I made myself. Ham, turkey, provolone, bologna, oil and arugula. OMNOMNOMNOM

Friday, June 21, 2013 12:39:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

DevOpsJoe: "Is scary when production corporate site is patch and reboot take more than three minute on cloud server"

Friday, June 21, 2013 01:18:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

The internet on this phone can legitimately go fuck itself. Where's the fuckin HTC One on Verizon?

Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:00:40 PM from Twitter for Android

@BadPointer you stepped on xlib

In reply to @BadPointer's tweet

Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Lol. The Yankees are bad

Thursday, June 20, 2013 09:46:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I need my bed

Thursday, June 20, 2013 11:27:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fucking Federal Reserve... Causing the markets to blow up two days in a row.

Thursday, June 20, 2013 10:18:59 AM from Twitter Web Client