It don't cause no death, no disease.

Friday, June 14, 2013 12:53:26 AM from Twitter for Android

Tips for giving a good hand job: use your mouth.

Thursday, June 13, 2013 11:30:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Is this a pork beef stick? Man, I love beef sticks

Thursday, June 13, 2013 05:08:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Is thisbanpirk beef stock? Man, I love beef sticks

Thursday, June 13, 2013 05:05:14 PM from Twitter for Android

maljnew told me she was cleaning her room. Found her like this. http://t.co/T8QgIr0EJs

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:03:44 PM from Instagram

Vacation starts now bitches

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 07:54:16 PM from Twitter for Android

John: "You're going to Hawaii with us... We're all gonna hold hands and drop a deuce in a volcano."

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 03:34:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'd like to know why there are three motherfuckers in all 3 of the stalls, and why our office is so jeesco

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 10:13:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Mad Jeesco http://t.co/hROTT98Rc3

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 09:37:12 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Mystery! Spread its cloak across the sky.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 07:57:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Our HR director? Uncool, super serious, all business, follows rules by the book. Her assistant? A cray. CRAY. Friended me on FB @ 12AM

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:37:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

OMG FIOS MOBILE APP FOR ANDROID IS OUT. I MIGHT CUM

Wednesday, June 12, 2013 12:15:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

"Been to better McDonalds in the hood. Line 10 miles long. Not only do I fear for my li..." @ McDonald's: http://4sq.com/1a2wKNX #foursquare

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 10:43:41 PM from foursquare

Xtina: "I will inject poison into your brain and suck it out your nose"

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 08:19:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, these stumble in property balls are like feathers. Lemmie get a real one

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 07:27:43 PM from Twitter for Android