Memphis fuck house? Kansas blue balls?
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 10:49:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Protip: Do not scream "I love bush" in the car with your GFs mom. I meant the 90s band!!!!!!
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 09:20:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Sassy is my daughter, obviously. http://t.co/AVp31muG0w
This chick on Hardcore Pawn is 100% in need of a cunt punt. Nothing more, nothing less
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:44:03 AM from Twitter for Android
Twitter poll: What is deadlier? Bridgeport, CT or a pawn shop in Detroit?
Wednesday, July 03, 2013 12:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android
Bob Loblaw lobs law bomb
@mich_amore It's fine. I got a tick bite once. As long as it doesn't turn into a rash you'll be 100% fine
"Its better to ask for forgiveness than permission"
"He's a man. and he has glasses. and he looks like me, but he's much shorter. But he has one kidney and I have two. You know him?"
"Get him eating fruit salad on his knees"
Come on Mal. You didn't see Jesus on that ass? http://t.co/28WoW0CJD2
Buddha: "Don't post anything about this fruit intake"
"The sight of an Indian fellow riding down the streets of Cleveland past Radio City Music Hall on a white stallion" @MalJNew is CRAY
I'm watching #UntoldStoriesOfTheER on #GetGlue http://t.co/l5Qc9KrbfG
Trying Google Music. It's free for a month, so we'll see. Last day @ 7.99 - It goes up to 9.99 tomorrow