@smstemp Murica

Monday, July 08, 2013 02:32:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ok So um. Google Music all access is exactly like spotify. It just frickin plays anything you want whenever. Tight

Monday, July 08, 2013 01:39:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm watching #Dexter with 11438 others on #GetGlue http://t.co/Qgtbkkss3m

Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:34:18 PM from GetGlue.com

How in the actual fuck are you supposed to beat level 17 on Candy Crush? Cannot get those cherries down. Ridiculous

Sunday, July 07, 2013 11:05:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Is this Dave Robertson's side piece? He can do better than that. Genuine butterface http://t.co/n7miPcsLm5

Sunday, July 07, 2013 06:13:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Dave is my boy crush #FooFightersBackAndForth #GetGlue http://t.co/qmaghgp58F

Saturday, July 06, 2013 11:57:30 AM from GetGlue.com

This is intense #THECALLmovie #GetGlue http://t.co/KQW3jX1Gwu

Friday, July 05, 2013 01:22:40 PM from GetGlue.com

Mission accomplished. Survived a night at the G, 2 games of Ashland kings and made it out without yacking. High five!

Friday, July 05, 2013 10:46:12 AM from Twitter for Android

This chimichanga is fuckin the ballin http://t.co/04DY2GZK8i

Friday, July 05, 2013 01:58:01 AM from Twitter for Android

I was born to run

Friday, July 05, 2013 01:01:24 AM from Twitter for Android

Dude. I just pissed out a fire. It was fuckin awesome. 'Murrrrrica

Thursday, July 04, 2013 11:54:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Bella's wasted http://t.co/fVrpRJQlzj

Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:56:27 PM from Instagram

"Jesus might be on Conan tonight you guys" -@MalJNew

Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:28:19 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 this is the best tweet I've ever read in my life

Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:24:20 PM from Twitter for Android

@SonicBlur23 you're a dick

Wednesday, July 03, 2013 11:20:09 PM from Twitter for Android