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Tuesday, June 18, 2013 05:32:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

This bitch needs more cores and RAM: http://t.co/kTvGFkIgT8

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 03:41:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

legend of a mind https://t.co/gZDoXt9Bqf

Monday, June 17, 2013 08:47:55 PM from Vine for Android

Our Marketing department in charge of our website can actually go fuck themselves

Monday, June 17, 2013 09:47:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm cunceling this game right now

Sunday, June 16, 2013 06:35:20 PM from Twitter for Android

6-0 in the bottom of the 9th and now its 6-5. This is some mets ass shit right now. Cuncel da game

Sunday, June 16, 2013 06:33:41 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ. Yankess play like gems for 8 innings and now they suck ass

Sunday, June 16, 2013 06:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android

No bikes? Then what is the purpose of this bike rack? @ Duffer's http://t.co/rdiN7bKGoi

Saturday, June 15, 2013 09:04:04 PM from Instagram

Dude called me over to look at a fuckin TV and I thought the cops were at our door. Jesus

Saturday, June 15, 2013 09:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android

$10 to kill a man https://t.co/tEPm1sJoPx

Friday, June 14, 2013 08:34:16 PM from Vine for Android

Mal and I just won a rasta banana in dart balloon pop! I'm gonna name him Hughlon! @ Morey's Piers and… http://t.co/tLtwvM8LxN

Friday, June 14, 2013 08:29:07 PM from Instagram

Bitch get me a 30. @SonicBlur23

Friday, June 14, 2013 04:22:44 PM from Twitter for Android

See this is exactly the reason I don't drink out of hotel cups. John: "let's see if we can fit our dick and balls in this cup"

Friday, June 14, 2013 10:45:26 AM from Twitter for Android

"Dude. You need to wash your hands after eating because I just found marinara sauce in my pussy" Actual quote. Murrrrica.

Friday, June 14, 2013 01:44:30 AM from Twitter for Android

imaginary D https://t.co/ffEN9FbFP2

Friday, June 14, 2013 01:26:59 AM from Vine for Android