New blog post: Texiera Injured his Vagina Again http://t.co/G4Z8AzJneX
Tuesday, June 18, 2013 05:32:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
This bitch needs more cores and RAM: http://t.co/kTvGFkIgT8
legend of a mind https://t.co/gZDoXt9Bqf
Our Marketing department in charge of our website can actually go fuck themselves
I'm cunceling this game right now
6-0 in the bottom of the 9th and now its 6-5. This is some mets ass shit right now. Cuncel da game
Jesus Christ. Yankess play like gems for 8 innings and now they suck ass
No bikes? Then what is the purpose of this bike rack? @ Duffer's http://t.co/rdiN7bKGoi
Dude called me over to look at a fuckin TV and I thought the cops were at our door. Jesus
Saturday, June 15, 2013 09:42:34 AM from Twitter for Android
$10 to kill a man https://t.co/tEPm1sJoPx
Mal and I just won a rasta banana in dart balloon pop! I'm gonna name him Hughlon! @ Morey's Piers and… http://t.co/tLtwvM8LxN
Bitch get me a 30. @SonicBlur23
See this is exactly the reason I don't drink out of hotel cups. John: "let's see if we can fit our dick and balls in this cup"
"Dude. You need to wash your hands after eating because I just found marinara sauce in my pussy" Actual quote. Murrrrica.
imaginary D https://t.co/ffEN9FbFP2