Necesita Bau

Wednesday, July 10, 2013 06:49:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Why does Firefox have massive cocks all over it's shitty architecture? Crashes every 5 minutes.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013 02:22:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

I almost pulled a Joe Pesce, GoodFellas style on Derick for running his fucking mouth

Wednesday, July 10, 2013 12:21:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

@scoopANDslam YES. But maybe its not that obvious

In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet

Tuesday, July 09, 2013 10:25:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Props to the Metro North conductor screaming "all aboard" out the door. I thought they only do that in movies

Tuesday, July 09, 2013 10:18:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Beyond abysmal #booker

Tuesday, July 09, 2013 10:14:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm sitting in a meeting talking about measuring performance of something without client requirements. #winning

Tuesday, July 09, 2013 02:52:36 PM from Twitter for Android

PetSmart is the fuckin devil

Tuesday, July 09, 2013 01:24:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have an unhealthy Dave Grohl obsession

Monday, July 08, 2013 10:46:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Watching the Foo Fighters documentary again. I need help. And Dave Grohl

Monday, July 08, 2013 10:18:40 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @KFCBarstool: I tweet so often about which days are "Top 5 worst days of the year for Cube Monkeys" that I've just realized basically ev…

Monday, July 08, 2013 04:18:52 PM from Twitter for Android

5 tasks. 3.5 days. 2 people. #iquitnow

Monday, July 08, 2013 04:13:49 PM from Twitter for Android

One step closer to leaving

Monday, July 08, 2013 10:15:47 AM from Twitter Web Client

In the week I've been gone, they've turned my express train into a bunch of local bs. thank you, Bronx track work...

Monday, July 08, 2013 08:18:18 AM from Twitter for Android

Starting this bullshit again. #booker

Monday, July 08, 2013 08:02:53 AM from Twitter for Android